second hunt [video/action]

[highsodiumfreak]

[VIDEO]
[What do you do in a zombie apocalypse? Well, if you're Sam Winchester, you stock up on everything. Sorry, Black Mage, your room is now stuffed with things essential to survival, with a note that says, "Don't destroy these. Sam".

As for Sam himself, well, he's raiding the crates. So far, he's come up with a lead pipe, a machete, a flash light, and a surprisingly huge amount of whiskey, some of which he may have already used up. Hey, it's been a while, and they're in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. Which, okay, is why he's propping his myPhone up on a crate and turning it on right about...now.

So enjoy seeing Sam taking a short pull from a bottle of whiskey before speaking.]

I'm assuming everyone heard that announcement by now. If you haven't, then there are zombies everywhere. [That's...actually a very nonchalant tone of voice there. As far as he's concerned, it's just a day at the office.] I'm not sure if this still works here, but as far as I know, the best and most reliable way of taking down a zombie is to shoot them in the head. That usually puts them down for good. Try not to get bitten, though--there's a high chance you might turn into one of them yourself, if you're not eaten.

[pause]

If anyone has any other ideas for killing a zombie, feel free to tell me. Thanks.

[Then he turns off the video feed.]

[ACTION, Room 203]

[Knock, knock, folks.]

Dean? [He really needs you right now.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

So keeping this one as a pet is a no-go then?

[Come on man, he found a chain and everything!]

[highsodiumfreak]

Don't.

[He means business here.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Oh come on. I named him and everything.

[highsodiumfreak]

It's still too risky to even think about it.

[notjustinthemirror]

I not only thought about it, I did it.

[He points at the zombie. I mean, come on.. this is the best pet ever.]

Maybe you can shuffle along next to him and blend in. There's logistical reasons for keeping a zombie around.

[And not just because he wants it.]

[highsodiumfreak]

[...well, that's one way.]

So tell me, then. Why would you need to keep a zombie around?

[notjustinthemirror]

As a pack mule. Because he was there. So I can name him Dorland and punch him when I'm bored.

I can think up plenty of reasons without hardly trying.

[highsodiumfreak]

[The first reason's actually pretty logical. The rest, well...]

It's still a huge risk you're taking here. What if it rebels somehow and, I don't know, tries to kick you off a cliff? [Okay, it's an implausible scenario, but with the jaw and arms missing, he figures it can still use its feet. Somehow.]

[notjustinthemirror]

If I'm stupid enough to stand on the edge of a cliff with my back to a zombie I deserve to get kicked off.

And if I cut its feet off I'd have to carry it, and that sort of defeats the purpose. Also it smells absolutely rank. I don't want that on me.

[highsodiumfreak]

[...he is too tired to really deal with this right now, so he just doesn't point out all the myriad other ways in which keeping a zombie around is still a huge risk.]

Fine, just...don't get yourself bitten by the other ones. [Unless you're one of those people that are immune to zombie bites.]

[notjustinthemirror]

[So pointing out that he's going to dress it in funny hats won't be a big selling point?]

Why would they want to? I don't have any organs for them to munch on.

[highsodiumfreak]

[Depends. Do you want a bitchface?]

Never mind. [How is that even possible, anyway.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Just saying.

Sure you don't want one?

[highsodiumfreak]

No, I don't.

[notjustinthemirror]

When you have your hands full carrying shit and wish you had a pack mule don't come whining to me.