But, the little bird's song won't give birth to anything [Encrypted and scrambled audio]

[former_endboss]

So. It seems like the entire school is on tenterhooks right now, ready to rise up at the drop of a pin. But that giant robot is really cramping everyone's style. But the Angels seem to have it under control.

So does anyone want to have a go at hacking it?

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

[And the demon seizes on the most important part of that entire thing.]

The hell is a tenterhook?

[former_endboss]

Hooks on a tenter. Come on, it's not hard to follow.

[notjustinthemirror]

Should I know what a tenter is?

[former_endboss]

A device used in the production of fabric used to stretch things and hold them in a state of tension. It prevents shrinkage and also holds the fabric taunt. Like the mood around here.

Learn something new every day!

[notjustinthemirror]

And you fill it with hooks and hit people with it? I approve.

[former_endboss]

No, the hooks hold the thing that is being stretched. It's more a slow torture when you put someone in it.

[notjustinthemirror]

I take my approval back. Who wants to wait around for slow torture? Just bludgeon them to death and be done with it.

[former_endboss]

You have no class. No style, no moxie.

[notjustinthemirror]

You're breaking my non-existent heart.

Though you're the first person who ever thought slow torture was classy.

[former_endboss]

More classy and fancy than bludgeoning someone to death.

[notjustinthemirror]

A whole lot less fun.