[Action] What is this I don't even-

[dragon_moe]

[Achoo!]

[That was one mighty dragon sneeze! For a young adult dragon, anyway.]

[And now there's a puddle that's eating through the ground...]

W-what...

[Ixie's never had a cold like this before. Usually it was just um... you know... just like a normal human sneeze. But now she's sneezing her acid?]

[Achoo! Another glob of acid hits the ground...]

[Better watch out]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

That's simultaneously disgusting and the most impressive thing I've seen in a while.

Never stop.

[dragon_moe]

[Ixie's just gonna line face at Alcohol Demon. Wait no, she can't, her facial features are too rigid. She remembers him exploding at her before]

[So she's gonna oblige the request and sneeze at him]

[notjustinthemirror]

[DIRECT HIT. It sizzles right through him (nice one hitting that dumb target on his chest).]

This might be the single best thing to happen in this place.

[dragon_moe]

W...

What's wrong with you?!

[notjustinthemirror]

Nothing.

[Says the guy slowly dissolving in dragon snot.]

Don't go anywhere, I'm going to find you a prinny to melt.

[dragon_moe]

I'm not doing anything for y-[Achoo, more acid snot at you]

[notjustinthemirror]

It's not for me. It's for ... alright mostly for me.

[Sizzzzzzzle. So it's probably gonna be pretty hard to get a prinny when he's losing pieces of himself all over the place. Fortunately he can just disappear and reappear in a new spot good as new.]

You don't have anything better to be doing anyway.

[And the prinny hunt begins!]

[dragon_moe]

That still doesn't mean I should be doing anything for you...

[notjustinthemirror]

[La la la. He can't hear you over the sounds of him chasing down giant penguins.

One squaking prinny caught and brought back to the den of sneezing.]

[dragon_moe]

... ...

[Achoo! Acid snot goes right into the ground instead of at the penguin]

[notjustinthemirror]

Hey, you can sit here on your giant dragon ass and be sickly, or you can entertain yourself.

Your choice.

[dragon_moe]

[Okay. She's gonna cast magic missile at your face.]

[notjustinthemirror]

[Oh if only his mask was a mask of shielding. But alas, its not. Fortunately he's not really alive and doesn't feel pain, unfortunately he doesn't have a whole lot of HP.]

Well that was uncalled for.

[dragon_moe]

So was exploding at me and covering me with-[achoo!]

[notjustinthemirror]

[He's snickering behind that mask.]

That doesn't eat through you like this gunk does.

[dragon_moe]

That's not the point!

[notjustinthemirror]

Actually it pretty much is the point.

Hey, if you don't want to use your powers of sickness for my entertainment that's your deal. But you may never get a chance to impress like this again.

[dragon_moe]

[Alcohol demon wants impressive? She's going to use her proper acid breath and spray some at him out of her mouth]

[... Okay, she'll end up hitting the prinny too, but oh well]

[notjustinthemirror]

[Well at least the Prinny is melted. Too bad so is the demon so he can't properly watch.

When he reforms he's going to be most displeased. Whenever that is.]