Flayventure 1: Establishing the Flay Cave 2.0

[theflaya]

[The Myphone turns on to reveal the interior of what appears to be a standard workshop classroom: large, open, and... all the machinery pushed carelessly over to one side, save for a cauldron at a different side of the room.]

[There's some wiggling of the feed, and then it turns around, revealing Flay, the cause of this mess.]

Ah-ha! That's how it works! Greetings, denizens of the Netherworld! This is quite the school you have here. Normally I wouldn't care about attending, but this is truly interesting! I'll humor you all for a little while.

So, first order of business is to re-establish my workshop! Here it is, the Flay Cave 2.0! I am currently accepting members, so don't delay and miss the opportunity to do something amazing!

Comments

[theflaya]

Don't worry, the cauldron and the workshop will be fine! It's handled explosions before!

[To say nothing of the one causing it.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, my explosions are really big, though!

Some people say I leveled a mountain once but I don't remember that at all and it's probably a bit exaggerated...

[theflaya]

Only one mountain? That's nothing! These things have withstood much more!

[That... may or may not be actually true.]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh. Okay then.

[Totally buying it. Then, suddenly...]

But what about the nearby people?.

[theflaya]

Do you want to join the workshop or not? Even if you don't do alchemy, I still need people to gather ingredients!

[Totally ignored that question...]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, I'd have to ask my mast... no, mistee.... no, hime-sama for permission first, since I'm now her pet, and I think as a proper pet I have to ask first.

[mooned_hime]

I do believe your time is better spent elsewhere. [re: doing things for Kaguya.]

[Besides, Flay more or less insulted Eirin.]

[theflaya]

Pet? Bah! If all you consider yourself is just a pet, then I have no time for you! I need confident members, not subservient fools!

[cutestsuperweapon]

That's really rude, although I'm a nit, which is close to a fool, in a way. I think I like doing things for Kaguya-hime-sama better.

[theflaya]

Fine. I hope you're happy with your boring, minion life. You'll never be a true hero that way! Or a villain!

[cutestsuperweapon]

But I wouldn't want to! You're really, really, really rude.

[theflaya]

You just can't handle it!

[Does he look like he cares?]

[cutestsuperweapon]

You're probably right.

[She believed him, there. The insult? Went over her head entirely.]