netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)
Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ ([personal profile] netherworld_lolitics) wrote in [community profile] netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
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Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (do not do this!)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-23 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
Pop in and take a class!? These are words that cause me terrible pain! Do you eat food with only a fraction of your mouth!?
hit_girl_mindy: (Short lived smile (Mindy))

[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2012-10-23 01:55 am (UTC)(link)
No, but if you can work out a schedule, I would go the delinquent route and start taking them.

I AM serious about cooking.
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (fool of an ingredient!)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-23 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
And when will you have time for other classes or outside work? From the moment you step foot into the Home Ec classroom, you will become a student of Home Ec! The first class for any student is to meditate for two hundred hours on the nature of ingredients.
hit_girl_mindy: (Short lived smile (Mindy))

[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2012-10-23 03:29 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Maybe that's not my bag right now. I have a lot of other things I need to do.
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (the satisfied chef)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-23 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
After that comes the basic lessons: Fasting For A Month. Boiling Water Without Heat. The Taste of Ten Thousand Spices...
hit_girl_mindy: (half look (Mindy))

[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2012-10-23 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Fasting for a month?! How do you not die?
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (satisfied chef in shadows pose)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-24 12:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Hyahya, nobody said Home Ec was an EASY class!
hit_girl_mindy: (Black and white (Mindy))

[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2012-10-24 01:47 pm (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't take it if it was easy class!

kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (Champloo)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-25 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You question the temperature at which you must cook, but the dough cannot brown without being baked.
hit_girl_mindy: (Wtf? (Mindy))

0.0;

[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2012-10-25 12:44 pm (UTC)(link)
...

Y-yeah, but its less about dedication and more about time, on my part. I wish I had that thing that Negi...wait a minute...

That was Evangeline's! Maybe I have a way!
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (fool of an ingredient!)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-25 11:02 pm (UTC)(link)
A knife in two pieces cannot cut through a joint. Will your plan leave you one blade or two?
hit_girl_mindy: (About to swarm (Mindy))

[personal profile] hit_girl_mindy 2012-10-26 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Only one way to find out!
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (the satisfied chef)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-26 01:54 pm (UTC)(link)
To turn an old phrase, the proof is in the pudding, boom!
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