Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ (
netherworld_lolitics) wrote in
netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
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Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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[eyes her over]
What are you anyway?
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[Hell, he doesn't even know which student this is.]
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This explains a lot of things all too well.
*Evangeline, of course, was handed one of the myPhones, and pulls hers out.*
... Minor question. If the "honor student" thing to do is skip class, is there any reason for me to not just walk out and go figure out what those penguins meant by "We're picking up all your stuff"?
For that matter, what's the standard bribe to make sure they do the job right?
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*Aaand, unless someone stops her, Evangeline heads right off to start trying to figure this place out. Why care about class when there's so much else to this mess, after all?*
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[Pulling out her first gen Gameboy and playing Tetris]
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[someone is on the path to getting an A in this class]
[shame on you]
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[Not that she even cares about her grades!]
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They're wrong.
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[He's not even looking at him. All attention is on the screen.]
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[But he didn't say he's stopping you either.]
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Alright, if you'll relocate to the back of the classroom, I'll get started♥
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That may or may not be doing dog things like sniffing and stuff.]Hey! If you're not going to be teaching class, then how long do we have to be here anyway? There's a lot of adventures to be taken out there and fetch quests to be done! And lets not forget party recruitment I gotta do as a Co-Main Character!
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[IGNORES]
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Uuuuuh extortion? Intimidation? Black mail? Physical persuasion?
Physical persuasion. Going to be grabbing onto those flower buds on top of the head.]
Huh, maybe I'm not speaking in the right ears? HEY! CAN YOU HEAR ME?!
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