netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)
Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ ([personal profile] netherworld_lolitics) wrote in [community profile] netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am

Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
eternalcameo: (YOU'RE the main character?!)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-13 06:46 pm (UTC)(link)
(See, Asagi wouldn't mind this situation so much in any other occasion. But because there's a familiar face in the corner...)

...ZETTA! What the hell are you doing here?!

(Guess who hasn't let go of the whole "I'm delaying your game so I can make it however I want" thing...)
badassfreakingoverlord: (recoil in horror!)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2012-10-13 07:02 pm (UTC)(link)
YOU!

...who the hell are you?
eternalcameo: (Bitch I am READY)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-13 07:07 pm (UTC)(link)
Stop being stupid; of course you remember me. You ruined my life and got Makai Wars stuck in development hell! Do you know how it feels to have Duke Nukem Forever come out BEFORE your own game?!
badassfreakingoverlord: (the impatiently literary glare)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2012-10-13 07:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I did no such thing! I'm from an earlier canon point! When I actually ruin your life, THEN you can blame me!
eternalcameo: (Wanna go bitch?)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-13 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
You ruined it from MY canon point; it's in my application, so I'm going to blame you for everything!
badassfreakingoverlord: (my point is made!)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2012-10-13 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Hyaaa ha ha ha ha! You just want the prestige of having the strongest Overlord in the freaking cosmos as your enemy! Well, guess what -- that only works if I acknowledge you. And you can't even make me do that.
eternalcameo: (Cheeky)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-14 02:39 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you wanna play like that? Fine.

I don't need your goddamn acknowledgement; I have the Yoshitsuna!

(And cue action pose as she bathes in her own superiority.)
badassfreakingoverlord: (ghost white)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2012-10-14 03:27 am (UTC)(link)
What? Super Battleship Yoshitsuna!?

[Zetta obligingly looks around for said Super Battleship, expecting the cutscene announcing its presence at any second.]
eternalcameo: (Bitch I am READY)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-14 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Damn right!

(Swiftly removing a device from her pocket, Asagi shoots a thin laser up at the ceiling.

THEN SCENE TRANSITION as the holy mother of warships makes its grandiose approach over the academy's netherworld.
)

The best fucking Battleship in the entire cosmos and I have it parked up in orbit!
badassfreakingoverlord: (sweat drop)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2012-10-14 04:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...Wait, there's a remote?

[Zetta reaches out to take it. Hey, Overlord's aren't above attempted robbery!]
eternalcameo: (Wanna go bitch?)

[personal profile] eternalcameo 2012-10-21 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, this little thing?

(Of course they're not. But Asagi's not handing it over that quickly. With her other hand, she quickly points a gun at Zetta.)

That's right. And it's mine. The Yoshitsuna's mine and it's your loss. You fucked up everything for me, but I get this one victory over you and that's what really counts. Feel free to be completely jealous now.
badassfreakingoverlord: (sweat drop)

[personal profile] badassfreakingoverlord 2012-10-22 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
...What?

[She can hope for his despair and bitter anger all she wants. All she's getting is blank confusion.]