netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)
Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ ([personal profile] netherworld_lolitics) wrote in [community profile] netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am

Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
b_mai_sobame: (O.o)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[WASTES NO TIME]

Why, lovely black haired maiden, you appear distressed...
cutestsuperweapon: (Huh?)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Eep!

[She shied back, having been lost in thoughts. Iono had interrupted that.]

U-uhm, I really am, I'm really not supposed to be here! I'm supposed to be at some river. No, a city. A village? Hamlet? Aaah, where was I supposed to go, I don't remember!

[And now she was looking for a note on her. Surely she wrote it down, right?]
b_mai_sobame: (:D)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 05:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Truly this is not where I belong either, however, try to relax and collect your thoughts. It is no good to be all a fluster~

Unless you're a fluster because of me! That's always very good~
cutestsuperweapon: (Uhm)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I can't find my notes! Hm, maybe you are right and I should just relax and try to see if that helps me remember...

...I don't think fluttering has much to do with this though. I can fly without flapping my arms, look.

[She looked around to check if anyone else was watching, then floated up a bit]
b_mai_sobame: (O_O)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 06:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh! Now that, lovely miss, is a talent~

Why, can you carry someone while you fly?
cutestsuperweapon: (I DID IT!)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, I have done that a few times. That isn't too difficult, I can do that fine and never dropped the person I carried, not even when they were a bug person!
b_mai_sobame: (O.o)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
A bug person you say? Why, what a colorful place you must come from.

I would be delighted to fly like this sometime... <3
cutestsuperweapon: (Uhm)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, there is a lot of blue, and black, and green and also red, and uhm, the other colors too!

[She nodded. Yes, she hadn't missed a single color in the world she came from, they looked to be present, so it was definitely colorful.]

I will ask if I can abduct you, then. If we can I wouldn't mind flying you!

...If I ever discover the way home to begin with!
b_mai_sobame: (XD)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[glomp!] Ohh, you're so precious!! [her ditziness is adorable to her]
b_mai_sobame: (XD)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 06:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Kyaaah!! I cannot help myself, beautiful black haired maiden, what is your name? <333

Won't you be my sobame~~~?
cutestsuperweapon: (OoO)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Ifurita and I am not a Sobame and you are tickling me!
b_mai_sobame: (XD)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm Iono! You can be a sobame, and okay! [STILL HUGGING BUT TRYING TO HOLD STILL WHILE DOING IT]
cutestsuperweapon: (Huh?)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 07:23 pm (UTC)(link)
But I'm a demon goddess, that would conflict because it's something different, I am pretty sure that I can't be both!
b_mai_sobame: (XD)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 07:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, sure you can! A demon goddess should be ale to do whatever she wants~

And, ooh, I've never married a demon goddess before~~
cutestsuperweapon: (OoO)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 07:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, I want to remain a demon goddess because I wouldn't be me if I wasn't!

...Marry? How?
b_mai_sobame: (Default)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Naturally, a process of courtship would begin first, followed by a grand ceremony.
cutestsuperweapon: (Huh?)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
But you can't marry me, that'd be like marrying a screwdriver.
b_mai_sobame: (XD)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 07:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, not at all. Does a screw driver talk? Or have such beautiful black hair~~ [Huggle. Pets hair.]
cutestsuperweapon: (Uncertain)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 08:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think so, I haven't asked one. But it's still like that, because I'm a weapon, which is a tool, which is like a screwdriver.

[>Logic.]

I-I think you're flattering me too much, it's just my hair!
b_mai_sobame: (;D)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Why, I am only flattering you with the truth~
Edited 2012-10-13 20:17 (UTC)
cutestsuperweapon: (Alright!)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, okay. Thank you!

But I still can't marry you, since I have to be married to my duties and I can't marry several things because I'd lose track what is which.
b_mai_sobame: (XD)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh not at all. I have many wives with many duties and we all keep things sorted out quite nicely!
cutestsuperweapon: (Eep)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-13 08:34 pm (UTC)(link)
But you aren't a ditz. My master once said that I'd lose my head if I could, and I think he's right!
b_mai_sobame: (XD)

[personal profile] b_mai_sobame 2012-10-13 09:26 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm not a ditz, and I can help~

Why, I would be delighted to do that.

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