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netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
netherworld_lolitics) wrote in netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
no subject
Think, man, think! There could be new, fantastic weapons here we've never even imagined! And I've imagined a lot of weapons!!
no subject
(Casually turning the page.)
Nothing wrong with remembering the basics and when it comes down to it, a bullet to the head will kill most things easily.