Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

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[herooflove]

Whaaaaaa? [ Suddenly, there's a very loud but angelic voice from the back of the classroom. ] How can you teach a class about not caring?! That's an awful lesson to teach!

[ Don't mind her as she tries to make her way towards the front of the classroom. ]

That's it, I'm taking over this class!

[ruffntumblenut]

[Throws out a leg to trip her because...bitch]

[herooflove]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

[ Instant flailing as she lands oh so gracefully face first into the floor. With twitching wings, she'll glance over towards the offending party... ]

S-Sorry, I must have not seen your leg there. How ungraceful of me.

[ruffntumblenut]

Totally your fault. But I forgive you.

[And now curiosity abounds Ruffnut is just gonna start poking and stroking and touching your wings]

[herooflove]

[ Oh well this is suddenly a bit too close to comfort, but it's okay. Flonne just kind of puts up with it because she's that type. ]

Thanks for your forgiveness. It means the world to me. [ Totally oblivious she's not at fault here. ]

Have you ever seen wings before? They're a new costume feature due to my condition, but I don't mind them so much♥

[ruffntumblenut]

Sure I've seen wings before. Just not like these. More leathery, reptile wings. Back home we ride dragons. Those would be way cooler.

[Just gonna keep pestering your wings till you stop her because Ruffnut has no personal space issues]

[herooflove]

[ WHOA back up. ]

YOU RIDE DRAGONS?! [ Suddenly interested. So much so that her wings are flapping in her excitement. Good luck keeping a hold of them. ] That means you're a professional dragon rider, right?!

[ruffntumblenut]

[Whoa! OK OK I'm letting go!]

Heh...well yeah sure! I ride the ferocious two headed hideous Zippleback!

[Makes a scary face and tries to use her hangs like a pair of dragon heads to give some kind of pantomime]

Too bad they aren't here with me. It'd make this place alot more lively.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Shouldn't you laugh first before conquering something? I think if you plan that you need to laugh very evilly.

[herooflove]

[ Scratching the side of her cheek. ]

Ahahaha... why would I give an evil laugh? That's more like Etna or Laharl's gig.

[cutestsuperweapon]

You need it to conquer. [She nodded sagely, it's why someone from her world had conquered so much, she thought. It was essential. ]

It's just all wrong and bad and not right if you do it otherwise. It should be properly evil instead.

[herooflove]

Conquer? [ Hm, is that why Laharl was always doing that? ]

Alright, I'll give it my best shot. On three! One, two, three!

[ And here comes the moe in the form of a giggle. Flonne isn't very good at this being evil thing. ]

[cutestsuperweapon]

[Ifurita actually clapped.]

That's right, just more, uhm, evil! Like this!

[Her laugh was...pretty much like Floones. She was trying really hard to make it evil, too, which just added squakyness]

...I can't do it right, I'm just not evil enough...

[herooflove]

[ Flonne will give it another honest attempt, but this time it sounds more angelic. How does that even work?! ]

Nope, maybe if I do it louder--!! [ And suddenly it's as though there's angelic choir out of nowhere. ]

Huh... did I unlock a new ability?

[b_mai_sobame]

!

You're right!

[herooflove]

[ Oh no her ego is being fueled and her antics encouraged. This can't be good for anyone... ]

There's no need to despair. The hero of love and justice caring is here to save the day! Uwaaah, time to power up!

[b_mai_sobame]

Ooh, how delightful! Go, young miss, go~!

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[Just watches with a raised eyebrow]
I'd like to see how you do.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Over my rotting corpse.

I like this class.

[herooflove]

[ Striking a combat pose. ]

Is that a challenge? [ Flonne baby, no. ]

[high_on_daylight]

... In a place like this, that seems like a fine lesson plan.

*This little ten-year-old looking girl is a bit shorter than Flonne...*

[herooflove]

It's not a very good plan at all.

[ And since she's shorter, she's just going to have to believe Flonne when she says that! ]

[high_on_daylight]

And how so?

The idea of the class is simply that you avoid getting too worked up about that which you cannot control.

[herooflove]

It's promoting laziness and a lack of care.

And without caring? Love can't exist!

[high_on_daylight]

... Love.

Another thing which has brought me nothing but trouble.