Badass Freaking Overlord Zetta (
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The Awesome Power of Pay Toilet Wealth
All right, Netherworld Academy -- listen up! I'm sure all of you expect me to throw my hat into the Student Council elections. After all, who's more suited to be student councilor than me? Awesome mana power, rugged good looks, game protagonist, strongest in the cosmos -- you can't deny I've got it all.
Except I don't have a hat. I think I'll go the Slytherin route here and throw the awesome weight of my mana and vast financial resources behind whichever candidate makes me the best bribe, kickback offer, or shameless reciprocation of services. You want the might of Zetta, come and start the bidding!
[What financial resources is he talking about? Well, funny thing... the Dark Assembly sort of handed Zetta a weapon almighty in the course of deliberately screwing over his bill. At first upset, Zetta had what is for him an unprecendented stroke of genius. With the help of a hot mad genius girlfriend and his own surprisingly-high TEC score, Zetta has rigged the bathroom to be a pay toilet.]
[From the inside. You get inside, you do your business, and you're charged a modest fee to be allowed out again. Or you get to sit in there till the Prinnies let you out and shake you down for some valuables... which they usually wait to do until the person has been inside for long enough to consider being shaken down by Prinnies well worth their freedom.]
[Oh, on slow days he Invites it in crowded areas just to make people run for it. Or sends a minion around to bonk people with it, thereby inflicting its status effect on people. ]
[As for Zetta, these days he's simply claimed an unused classroom for his room (not that any of them are used, but nevertheless), moved in some comfortable furniture, and has sprawled out in relative luxury. He may not be a genius, but he has a certain amount of cunning.]
Except I don't have a hat. I think I'll go the Slytherin route here and throw the awesome weight of my mana and vast financial resources behind whichever candidate makes me the best bribe, kickback offer, or shameless reciprocation of services. You want the might of Zetta, come and start the bidding!
[What financial resources is he talking about? Well, funny thing... the Dark Assembly sort of handed Zetta a weapon almighty in the course of deliberately screwing over his bill. At first upset, Zetta had what is for him an unprecendented stroke of genius. With the help of a hot mad genius girlfriend and his own surprisingly-high TEC score, Zetta has rigged the bathroom to be a pay toilet.]
[From the inside. You get inside, you do your business, and you're charged a modest fee to be allowed out again. Or you get to sit in there till the Prinnies let you out and shake you down for some valuables... which they usually wait to do until the person has been inside for long enough to consider being shaken down by Prinnies well worth their freedom.]
[Oh, on slow days he Invites it in crowded areas just to make people run for it. Or sends a minion around to bonk people with it, thereby inflicting its status effect on people. ]
[As for Zetta, these days he's simply claimed an unused classroom for his room (not that any of them are used, but nevertheless), moved in some comfortable furniture, and has sprawled out in relative luxury. He may not be a genius, but he has a certain amount of cunning.]
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I think it was Meta.
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Guess the classes on how to be evil are working.
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[Rozlin gives Zetta an invitation for him and one 'guest' to a swanky party on Saturday. It says there will be an 11 course meal, entertainment, and some light gambling.]
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[Memory? What's that? Zetta completely forgot!]
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I'm not quite sure! My rabbits seemed to have picked it up during their little adventures.
But either way, the warehouse and all its contents can be yours for only the price of your support. I'm sure there's all sorts of valuable objects contained within.
[She's actually never bothered to open the crates since zombie day]
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But there's nothing I can't get, so I'll settle for stuff I don't want to put in the effort to get.
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What can she say, she's got a high class amount of humor. ...Really. Really!]
Tee hee hee, what's the point of the council elections anyway? No one's going to listen to the winners regardless of what happens!
[Well, at least she knows she won't.]
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didn't have a big mouthdidn't have a big mouth. Brutal honesty with the worst of intentions?]Weeeell...I guess a little more money would be nice. Legally owned gains by illegal means! ...or something like that!
How do you think voting will take place? We could always do the same thing there.
[You know, stick the outhouse right next to the voting booth. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.]
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