"Oh dear. How dreadful to know that she is not only categorically unwilling but unable to dance. A true shame." It really was sad that the creature couldn't dance, even if she was a brute and uncultured.

"As for the prinnies, well they have their uses, but finer food preparation isn't one of them. I have hired special help for the occasion. The legendary illegitimate, unlicensed home-ec teacher."