pervy_elf_fancier: (*recoiling)
The Duchess Elstwhere, Posting ([personal profile] pervy_elf_fancier) wrote in [community profile] netherworld_academy2013-04-13 07:41 pm

First Waltz - Welcome to Room 302, Sucker

Well. Catherine Elstwhere apparently has some adjustments to make regarding her room. This place might actually be worse than some of the prisons she's been to, at least the ones that didn't involve kidnappers with chains and delusions of Catherine being a Princess.

She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.

Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.

"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"

Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.
im_gonna_heal_u: (showoff)

[personal profile] im_gonna_heal_u 2013-04-14 03:38 am (UTC)(link)
Nope!

But you can vote a bill to change your title if you don't like it! I'm probably gonna vote against it though. I like that title
im_gonna_heal_u: (blushing heart)

Welp

[personal profile] im_gonna_heal_u 2013-04-14 03:45 am (UTC)(link)
A female elf?

[Konoka's sparkles now rival Sonic's invincibility shield.]

Wow...
im_gonna_heal_u: (amazing cheer)

[personal profile] im_gonna_heal_u 2013-04-14 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! I'm sorry!

[Manners seem to be lacking. She looked kinda distracted.]

My name's Konoka Konoe! Nice to meet you! I'm currently the Student Council President!

I haven't been so hot with that lately though
im_gonna_heal_u: (blushing heart)

[personal profile] im_gonna_heal_u 2013-04-14 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
Well, there's all sorts of different lifestyles here!

I should probably warn you though, it's a demon school, and their logic is all backwards (until it isn't, as I've learned today). They like being evil. I'm... not so keen on that.
im_gonna_heal_u: (Default)

[personal profile] im_gonna_heal_u 2013-04-14 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Ummm...

[Axiomatic isn't quite in her dictionary, but Konoka can cheat the fourth wall on occasion.]

I'm gonna cheat and say 'Chaotic'.

There's 'Chaotic Good' delinquents too.
im_gonna_heal_u: (i got nothing)

[personal profile] im_gonna_heal_u 2013-04-14 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
That's delinquency here, apparently.

But it does work, because I got voted in unanimously because of it.

I messed up earlier today, though.
im_gonna_heal_u: (m-my secchan porn collection)

[personal profile] im_gonna_heal_u 2013-04-14 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Demons like sneaky stuff, and a few of my constituents wanted better rooms. Since a lot of people left I thought getting rooms would be easy to sneak on a bill, but they flipped out because replacing rooms is expensive, so they thought I was trying to embezzle them instead. They HATE making legendary rooms.

Bill was a spectacular failure.