The Duchess Elstwhere, Posting (
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netherworld_academy2013-04-13 07:41 pm
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First Waltz - Welcome to Room 302, Sucker
Well. Catherine Elstwhere apparently has some adjustments to make regarding her room. This place might actually be worse than some of the prisons she's been to, at least the ones that didn't involve kidnappers with chains and delusions of Catherine being a Princess.
She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.
Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.
"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"
Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.
She looks with dismay from her VERY full bags of luggage to her VERY small closet and sighs, doing Outfit Triage.
Then she logs on to her myPhone. And checks her student ID. And howls in outrage.
"Huraine's shapely bosom, I'm the Duchess Elstwhere, WHY is my title listed as 'Pervy Elf Fancier!?'"
Way to tell the entire dorm, Cath. Just saying.
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But you can vote a bill to change your title if you don't like it!
I'm probably gonna vote against it though. I like that titleSpoilers: She will never have any other title in this game
She shakes her head. "A-anyway. It is often and accurately said that the most amazing texture in the world to feel is elven skin. There, are you satisfied?"
She's blushing. Furiously.
Welp
[Konoka's sparkles now rival Sonic's invincibility shield.]
Wow...
Re: Welp
She's embarrassed and angry enough that she forgot the question marks.
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[Manners seem to be lacking. She looked kinda distracted.]
My name's Konoka Konoe! Nice to meet you! I'm currently the Student Council President!
I haven't been so hot with that lately though
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Still, Cath curtseys low in her pink dress from the Princess Peach collection. "I am The Duchess Elstwhere, Catherine of Wulfhammer's Castle. And I'm a stranger to this school and it's customs. I never really went to school."
She winces. There is grimdark down that road, and she's not going further down it so early in her CR.
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I should probably warn you though, it's a demon school, and their logic is all backwards (until it isn't, as I've learned today). They like being evil. I'm... not so keen on that.
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[Axiomatic isn't quite in her dictionary, but Konoka can cheat the fourth wall on occasion.]
I'm gonna cheat and say 'Chaotic'.
There's 'Chaotic Good' delinquents too.
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But it does work, because I got voted in unanimously because of it.
I messed up earlier today, though.
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Ah, clerics: the therapists of Dungeons and Dragons.
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Bill was a spectacular failure.