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[hit_girl_mindy]

There was no Ruffnut around. There was no prinnies, as if they had understood that the girl wearing black and purple was not one to be trifled with. All this served to do nothing but infuriate Mindy Macready more, now donned in the disguise of her alter ego Hit Girl.

Lost Lash. Pissed off her mentor. Her roomie was a nut case and, worse still, she actually preferred that to being alone?! Since when had she become so dependent on that kind of feeling? She had always been a lone wolf, at least after her daddy had bit it. She had understood on the ship she was a tool, and a tool was at its best when it was sharp and willing to inflict pain. That was why she hadn't needed anyone, maybe just the occasional person to bounce off of and maybe some food and a place to squat. Then, of course, she meets the Overlord and Lash and Ruffnut, and they were this team of four crazy people all gathered together. They were all nuts and violent in their own way, and in some twisted turn of events, she'd found the closest thing to a family she had.

So why now, of all times, did she have to care that she felt something slipping away? That losing one of them shouldn't have mattered as much. Lash had not been HER girlfriend, it was Zetta's thing to get over. But here she was, in the gym complex, staff in hand. She had used an area with the least amount of mud and had started working it down until she had a nice spot of dry dirt with several dummies set up, each resembling a prinny and one resembling a certain someone.

Hit Girl went to work on them, setting one dummy on fire, and simply cutting two of the prinnies in twain. The lone dummy wit a most haughty expression she turned her spear on, quickly jabbing and blocking as if the dummy were putting up a fight, delivering fierce blows.

Comments

[hungry_for_fights]

Ooh!

[A ... rather happy young(?) lady arrives]

You're practicing, right? Did you want to fight?

[... though if Mindy takes a peep at Veluna's status screen, that title of hers might suggest the new arrival isn't young]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Huh>

[Who was the cute happy girl? How did she even know to come here, damn it? She thought this place was abandoned!]

Yeah, practicing. What, with me? Are you...

[She glances at the screen]. Oh dude, you're like a lolita Overlo-wait, gigolo? What the fuck...

[hungry_for_fights]

... n-nevermind the Gigolo part, I inherited the title from papa. He customized it like that and I didn't bother to change it yet...

[hit_girl_mindy]

What kind of father wants his daughter to be known as a gigilo?

[hungry_for_fights]

No no, it's not like that. It was his title, and he died and I got to fight a bunch of my half-siblings to become Overlord.

[hit_girl_mindy]

So being a gigolo is an inheritance??

[hungry_for_fights]

But I'm not an actual gigolo...

[hit_girl_mindy]

Of course you're not. Nothing about you screams gigolo. I mean, you might have a fanboy base, but nothing more than that.

[hungry_for_fights]

L-let's not talk about my fanboy base. Some of the fanart is creepy.

... though some of it is from the fangirl base, too.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I'm looking at you and I can already see that?

Fangirl? Hmm.

[Inspects her all around]

Yeah, I guess I can see it.

[hungry_for_fights]

Though the fanboys who think I should be straight are the worse, they keep drawing me with my half-siblings, even though I have a wife!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Ugh. Anything to draw pictures with dicks in them. That figures.

[hungry_for_fights]

... there was even one with Mochavellis! It was gross!

...

I don't know why I even looked at that stuff... I think that was the last time I did, actually.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, you'll wanna avoid that. Never look at what dudes depraved minds can go. It usually means something bad for a girl.

Why did you? Curious?

[hungry_for_fights]

I don't remember, I mostly block that out now.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Good idea, happy cheerful overlord.

[hungry_for_fights]

Yes!

... so, wanna fight?

[Mindy hasn't said no yet, after all.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Hmm. You are an Overlord, and last time I fought one it ended badly. Actually, the second to last time was pretty bad too.

Let me think about it...

[hungry_for_fights]

Oh, um...

... I can hold back?

...

Maybe you can let me fight the Overlord you fought? I haven't gotten to fight any other Overlords here, yet.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You think you can take on ZEtta? I would watch that!

1/2

[hungry_for_fights]

And I'd like to fight him!

2/2

[hungry_for_fights]

... he's that "Bad Ass Overlord" that Rozalin talked about, right? I haven't seen him anywhere...

Re: 2/2

[hit_girl_mindy]

Oh, he's around. Pretty tough too.

...Ugh, I can still feel the hurt.

[hungry_for_fights]

He should try to hurt me instead.

... I'm not a masochist. I just said that wrong.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I noticed.

Sounded...kinda wrong.