Healing 02. DISASTER STRIKES!

[im_gonna_heal_u]

 Oh no, oh nooooooo!

[Konoka is flittering around, holding a rather neat paper. Glaring red letter are all over it.]

This is the worst thing ever! I know I can get Asuna levels of stupid, but flunking all of my classes?! I'm not an honor student!

Where am I going to find the Makeup Exam Tower? I don't even think I've done anything like that! Oh no, what will Secchan think...

[Konoka's been out of action for a while, having been practicing magic and preparing herself for the day that she could come back and be ready for her long delayed meeting with the Dark Assembly. But alas, in her hazy studying she sorta forgot the real aim of this place.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

We get grades?

I guess I'll finally know what classes I had.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Wait, you haven't seen yours?

[Well, at least she's no longer panicking. She only appears mildly distraught now.]

Well, I'm not sure if I want to be an honor student, not by demon standards, anyway.

[notjustinthemirror]

It was probably in all that shit they gave me when I first got here. It's crumpled in the corner somewhere I'm sure.

Hell, I am a demon and I don't understand this shit. So their standards are probably just arbitrary nonsense.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

*sigh*

Well, I suppose that's one less thing to worry about, then? I've got dark assembly to worry about soon.

[notjustinthemirror]

Yeah? You asking for something worthwhile?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I'm gonna reopen the student council!

[notjustinthemirror]

Student council?

The fuck would a student council do here? Throw a prom?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

The student council gives the ability to make clubs. Clubs that can teach magic! I'm gonna make a medics club!

[notjustinthemirror]

.. Alright. That's a lot more useful than I thought it would be.

Medicine is magic?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Not always, but a lot of the healing arts uses it!

[notjustinthemirror]

Wouldn't you need to be magical first to be able to learn more magic? Or is that not how this works...

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Well... not necessarily. Most people have magic potential, so they can use magic if the mana in the air is thick enough. I'm especially magical, but that doesn't mean I know everything there is about healing arts. I'd like to fix that!

[notjustinthemirror]

[He understood about none of that.]

And the mana in the air is thick here?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Think so.

You still gotta know what you're doing to use magic, though. It took me a lot of practice.

[notjustinthemirror]

And you think it's a good idea to teach people how to do that? Because most of the people here just want to not be here, they don't care about any of that.

[im_gonna_heal_u]

There are some who do!

You can equally share a "Don't Wanna Be Here" Club and share stuff that way, too!

[notjustinthemirror]

That'll be a thrilling club.

There's people who wanna be here? You're kidding right?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I don't see any, but who knows?

[notjustinthemirror]

I guess that's true.

You're scarily optimistic, that's not contagious is it?

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I dunno! I'm a medic, so I don't like infecting people if I can help it!

[notjustinthemirror]

Well stay away then. I only have this one expression, it's not gonna work if I'm suddenly all rainbows and daisies.