All right, Netherworld Academy -- listen up! I'm sure all of you expect me to throw my hat into the Student Council elections. After all, who's more suited to be student councilor than me? Awesome mana power, rugged good looks, game protagonist, strongest in the cosmos -- you can't deny I've got it all.
Except I don't have a hat. I think I'll go the Slytherin route here and throw the awesome weight of my mana and vast financial resources behind whichever candidate makes me the best bribe, kickback offer, or shameless reciprocation of services. You want the might of Zetta, come and start the bidding!
[What financial resources is he talking about? Well, funny thing... the Dark Assembly sort of handed Zetta a weapon almighty in the course of deliberately screwing over his bill. At first upset, Zetta had what is for him an unprecendented stroke of genius. With the help of a hot mad genius girlfriend and his own surprisingly-high TEC score, Zetta has rigged the bathroom to be a pay toilet.]
[From the inside. You get inside, you do your business, and you're charged a modest fee to be allowed out again. Or you get to sit in there till the Prinnies let you out and shake you down for some valuables... which they usually wait to do until the person has been inside for long enough to consider being shaken down by Prinnies well worth their freedom.]
[Oh, on slow days he Invites it in crowded areas just to make people run for it. Or sends a minion around to bonk people with it, thereby inflicting its status effect on people. ]
[As for Zetta, these days he's simply claimed an unused classroom for his room (not that any of them are used, but nevertheless), moved in some comfortable furniture, and has sprawled out in relative luxury. He may not be a genius, but he has a certain amount of cunning.]![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
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