[Actiony] Legendary Room!

[dragon_moe]

[There's Ixthalluz, not in dragon form, standing outside room 101 with the door open. Her room and Mir's which, yes, is one of those fancy Legendary rooms]

[She looks speechless and surprised.]

[Her cat? Not so much. Thorazine is already making herself at home and lounging on a couch]

[The room has a rather odd gothy* feel to it, even featuring a pipe organ]

[Say hello? Try to steal her room?]

[*Disclaimer: May not actually be full on Gothic]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

I want a couch. That's not fair.

[What's to stop him from walking in there and taking the couch for himself? Because he's about to try.]

[former_endboss]

That's my couch. Go buy your own.

[How about a Reyvateil?]

1/2

[dragon_moe]

[You also have the kitty on the couch hissing at you... while Ixthalluz is glaring]

2/2

[dragon_moe]

Who the hell are you? Get out!

Awww. Kitty!

[notjustinthemirror]

[Unfortunately he has no idea what that is, and is less than impressed.]

It's a school, not a furniture store.

You even have lights? What'd you do to score this?

[former_endboss]

We didn't do anything. We're just a couple of inter-dimensional cops collecting our justly deserved bribes, isn't that right?

Don't upset the kitty! Dat thing is coldblooded, man! (ok not rly)

[dragon_moe]

... um, right.

[She's not good at playing along with Mir's explanation...]

[notjustinthemirror]

Intergalactic... I thought you stole peoples lunch money for dragons?

[The kitten security guard isn't doing much to dissuade him, but at least he hasn't actually barged into their room and started trying to drag the thing out... Though he's considering it. Or throwing it through a wall so he doesn't have to carry a heavy couch. One of the two.]

Wait.. are you the dragon?

[former_endboss]

Dragons are hard to feed, so I made her shrink down. There should be plenty of room in here though.

1/2

[dragon_moe]

[Ixthalluz doesn't like you, Mr. Nothing Alcohol Demon, so...]

2/2

[dragon_moe]

[Suddenly, there's an 18 foot dragon staring down at you in place of the short young(?) woman that was there]

[Make a will check vs. dragon fear]

[The cat is oddly unaffected by Ixthalluz's transformation]

[notjustinthemirror]

[Mr. Nothing may have underestimated this situation.]

Alright, that's impressive.

[He doesn't have fear, feel free to squish him. He'll just goo-ify.]

You know, I had doubted you actually had a dragon, but I'll admit when I was wrong.

[former_endboss]

I don't have a dragon. I have a friend, who happens to be a dragon, keep it straight. I don't own her, and I won't have people implying that I do.

[Also making save Vs Dragonfear.]

[dragon_moe]

[Ixthalluz just stares at the demon with slitted, glowing red eyes]

[Thorazine the cat, meanwhile, has lost interest and is grooming herself]

[notjustinthemirror]

Right. Duly noted.

[Staring back at the dragon. Probably. Hard to tell with the whole mask instead of a face thing.]

So if you have a friend who's a dragon you get an awesome room for some reason and the rest of us get screwed? I don't even have a window.

[former_endboss]

I asked the prinnies and they said that we got this room so that everyone else would be jealous and hate on us 24/7. And hey, that's their words, not mine.

[dragon_moe]

Are you just going to stand there complaining at us all day?

[She clearly doesn't care about the Alcohol Demon's problems]

[notjustinthemirror]

Lucky you. So either you made the people who run this place really angry, or really happy.

And that was my current plan, yes. It's not like I have anything better to be doing.

[former_endboss]

We don't appreciate your complaining. Please, get out or do something constructive.

[dragon_moe]

[To accentuate Mir's point, Ixthalluz spits a small glob of acid near the Alcohol Demon's feet. The aforementioned ground immediately starts sizzling and dissolving...]

[notjustinthemirror]

[He tilts his head, watching the acid dissolve the ground around his feet.}

Sure thing.

[He practically explodes, shooting out tendrils of black ooze everywhere. Enjoy that on your new room. But hey, one less creepy masked dude trying to steal your couch and cat.]

[former_endboss]

....

Gross.

[dragon_moe]

[The cat somehow avoided getting gunked. Maybe because there was a dragon in the way]

...

... I'm taking another bath.