7th Drink || Video

[notjustinthemirror]

[The Demon is splayed out on a couch, looking comfy, and watching the tournament with mild interest.]

So the demon hunter in the armor is a demon herself? This is almost worth watching.

Comments

[beryls_lackey]

She must have had such a hard life! Hunting demons and hating demons while being part demon herself!

It's just so sad!

[notjustinthemirror]

That's one way to look at it I guess.

I was thinking it was pretty funny. She should be happy, she fits right in. There's far more demons than humans here anyway.

[beryls_lackey]

I'm a demon, and I don't fit in at all, at least to the honor student demons. Though we delinquents are quite proud of that.

I wish she would at least open up to the nice demons.

[notjustinthemirror]

That's a matter of perspective isn't it? Nice and not, good and bad. You see, most people see in gray, I think she's seeing only in black and white.

At least it's entertaining.

[beryls_lackey]

I do agree that she only sees in black and white, and that is quite a shame. I think we would get along so well, but she doesn't give us a chance.

[notjustinthemirror]

Maybe you should offer to be her squire.

[beryls_lackey]

Her squire? I-I wonder if she would want me...

[notjustinthemirror]

Why not? You just carry her armor and feed the horse, I have every confidence in you.

[beryls_lackey]

I don't think she feels very comfortable outside of her armor, but I would be more then happy to feed her horse! I'll need to research the proper diet for the type of horse she has.

[notjustinthemirror]

See? That's the spirit. You'll be a squire in no time.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Pfft. You think? She's just gonna be more obstinate about hating demons.

She might as well be my old (and last) roommate.

[notjustinthemirror]

I think that just makes it funnier. She can hate them as much as she wants, not a lot she can do about it here. What is she going to do? Kill the entire council?

....


Now that would be worth watching.

[hit_girl_mindy]

If she was doing it for actual good reasons, like, wanting to because, not to make it some dumb ass crusade? Hell, I'd join her, the boss would even approve.

[notjustinthemirror]

Jokes on her when she kills them all and then can't get out of here.

The boss?

[hit_girl_mindy]

That would be fucking hilarious.

Overlord Zetta. The only one I recognize.

[notjustinthemirror]

Fire hair guy? Why him?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Trained my ass since the ship, and he pretty much makes sure I don't die. Alos, knew him when he was a book.

[notjustinthemirror]

...

I'll just accept that. All of that.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I could not make that shit up.

[notjustinthemirror]

I think I'm going to start telling people I'm secretly a cat from a world where the people are mice, and I'm their overlord.

I doubt anyone would even question it.

[hit_girl_mindy]

If you can't prove it you're fucked though.

[notjustinthemirror]

What's anyone gonna do about it?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Just think you're crazy, I guess.

[notjustinthemirror]

Is that better or worse than being the demon in the mask who makes mannequins?

[hit_girl_mindy]

That makes you crazy AND creepy. Much better.

[notjustinthemirror]

If you say so.

Guess I should be lurking in the shadows more.

[hit_girl_mindy]

If I were some normal girl you would totally freak me out.

[notjustinthemirror]

Aw, that's sweet of you to say.

[hungry_for_justice]

Laugh it up, demon. I will not forget this.

[She's kinda cute too.]

[notjustinthemirror]

I will, thanks.

You're the one hiding, not me.

[He had noticed that, yes.]

[hungry_for_justice]

I'm hiding nowhere! I just haven't been able to get to the dimensional gate because...

[Turns her myphone around, shows off the crowd of demons]

They are in my way.

[notjustinthemirror]

Oh the great demon hunter can't handle a few hundred demons? I'm disappointed.

I meant hiding who you were, not hiding in the literal sense.

[hungry_for_justice]

Yes, well unless they stand in three by three squares, I shall be here all day with them. I cannot Winged Slayer all of them at once.

It is hardly relevant. The armor and heraldry is my true self, not the tainted flesh and blood within it.

[notjustinthemirror]

How rude of them. You'd think they'd stay in the appropriate formation to be cut down in an instant.

So we're all to pretend you're a hollow animated set of armor?

[hungry_for_justice]

I don't care what you do! I don't socialize with demons or their sympathizers. And you're certainly a demon.

[notjustinthemirror]

Of course I am.

You're still talking to me. That's probably considered socializing. Whatever will the other knights back home think?

[hungry_for_justice]

Which means that I will destroy you if you continue to antagonize me.

[notjustinthemirror]

I'd like to see you try.

[hungry_for_justice]

Hmph. I should go and great my...fans.

[Shuts off the phone and grabs an axe.]

[notjustinthemirror]

[How dare you do that without him being able to watch. You're not his favorite person right now.]

[hungry_for_justice]

[Hey, if you want to come and get in line for a beating, she only has like 4 attacks per round.]

[notjustinthemirror]

[Nah, he's too lazy. You'll have to come to him if you really want to pound his masked face in.]