Flayventure 1: Establishing the Flay Cave 2.0

[theflaya]

[The Myphone turns on to reveal the interior of what appears to be a standard workshop classroom: large, open, and... all the machinery pushed carelessly over to one side, save for a cauldron at a different side of the room.]

[There's some wiggling of the feed, and then it turns around, revealing Flay, the cause of this mess.]

Ah-ha! That's how it works! Greetings, denizens of the Netherworld! This is quite the school you have here. Normally I wouldn't care about attending, but this is truly interesting! I'll humor you all for a little while.

So, first order of business is to re-establish my workshop! Here it is, the Flay Cave 2.0! I am currently accepting members, so don't delay and miss the opportunity to do something amazing!

Comments

[mooned_hime]

Don't be silly. It's not a matter of hearing, it's a matter of different perspectives.

[theflaya]

Bah! I don't have time to deal with this! You can either join my workshop, or become my enemy!

[Flay no what are you doing]

[mooned_hime]

How barbaric! Alchemy is hardly my field[it's Eirin's], so I'm afraid I have no choice.

[theflaya]

Don't let that stop you! You're capable of learning. That's why you're here at this school, are you not?

[mooned_hime]

I am here because the demons kidnapped me and somehow put me into debt, silly.

[theflaya]

You might as well go with it while you're here!

[mooned_hime]

I'll leave the alchemy in your capable hands!

[theflaya]

In that case, you can go out and gather ingredients for me!

[mooned_hime]

A princess doesn't gather ingredients for people with silly dungeon names.

[theflaya]

But if you're kidnapped, being a princess doesn't mean much. Get down and do some dirty work! It'll be good for you!

[mooned_hime]

Why wouldn't it mean much? And I'm fairly certain that dirty work wouldn't do me any good at all.

[theflaya]

Bah! That's just talk of someone who's never done work! It's good for the body!

[mooned_hime]

You just want me to do your dirty work.

[theflaya]

[Yes.]

It's for your benefit. Maybe you'll even get something out of the stuff you get!

[mooned_hime]

I'm rather certain alchemy wouldn't provide anything I'd want.

[theflaya]

Who are you to assume things like that? Alchemy can get you whatever you want with enough skill!

[mooned_hime]

I am Princess Kaguya Houraisan, [he did ... pretty much ask who she is, right?] and I happen to be closely acquainted with a rather talented alchemist.

[theflaya]

Is that so? Then you should be well-aware of what alchemy can provide!

[mooned_hime]

It is so! Which is exactly why I know it can't make anything that I would want.

[theflaya]

If that's the case, then they must have not been very good!

[mooned_hime]

If you think you are better, then use your alchemy to bring Eirin Yagokoro, Reisen Udongein Inaba, and Tewi Inaba to my location.

[theflaya]

And what will I get out of this? A man can't do something like that without some form of payment!

[mooned_hime]

I did say I'm a princess, did I not? As it so happens, my finances arrived with me as well.

[theflaya]

Money means little to me. Besides, alchemy is about making things, not bringing things in from elsewhere! That's basics! I thought you knew an alchemist!

[mooned_hime]

And that brings me to my point: Alchemy can not make what I want.