Flayventure 1: Establishing the Flay Cave 2.0

[theflaya]

[The Myphone turns on to reveal the interior of what appears to be a standard workshop classroom: large, open, and... all the machinery pushed carelessly over to one side, save for a cauldron at a different side of the room.]

[There's some wiggling of the feed, and then it turns around, revealing Flay, the cause of this mess.]

Ah-ha! That's how it works! Greetings, denizens of the Netherworld! This is quite the school you have here. Normally I wouldn't care about attending, but this is truly interesting! I'll humor you all for a little while.

So, first order of business is to re-establish my workshop! Here it is, the Flay Cave 2.0! I am currently accepting members, so don't delay and miss the opportunity to do something amazing!

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

You'll ... figure it out later.

Are you hoping to just throw shit in a furnace and weapons will come out?

[theflaya]

It's a practiced art.

[ie, yes. He knows what he's doing, but yes.]

[notjustinthemirror]

And that works?

[He'll believe it when he sees it.]

[theflaya]

Of course!

[notjustinthemirror]

Generally when you throw random crap into a furnace it just catches on fire and burns up. Not becomes other things.

[theflaya]

Then you're doing it wrong!

[notjustinthemirror]

Well how do you throw things into a furnace?

[theflaya]

Its an athanor, not a furnace. There's a difference. But if I were making your crossbow, it'd be one after the other!

[Flay should never be trusted to explain things.]

[notjustinthemirror]

Semantics.

And it'll just .. form into a crossbow by magic?

[theflaya]

With some additional work and finesse, yes.

[notjustinthemirror]

.. So what do you need to make this furnace thing?

[He's willing to help with the promise of crossbow fun times.]

[theflaya]

I've got all I need, but more steel piping and some demon hair would make it even better!

[notjustinthemirror]

Steel piping I get. Come again with the other one?

[He is not shaving his head for this crossbow.]

[theflaya]

Demon hair! I can use it to make a stronger steel!

[Alchemy logic. may be best not to ask.]

[notjustinthemirror]

.... I'm just putting this out there: That's disgusting.

[theflaya]

It's not my fault you can't handle it!

[notjustinthemirror]

No, it's disgusting.

I don't even believe this shit is gonna work. It's probably gonna light on fire and blow up.