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[gotmyending]

Okay everybody, listen up! I got some important questions for you all.

Number one: What kind of movies do you like? Number two: What do you like to see and do NOT like to see in movies? Number two-- no, number three: What's something you've always wanted to see in a movie, but haven't? I guess that's relevant to people who've never seen any before. Apparently there's some of you like that out there. That's just sad.

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[hamburger_princess]

Oh! That sounds wonderful!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Action movies, Foreign thrillers, some crime dramas, like Seven.

What don't I like...bullshit explosions to cover up a shitty story, retarded stereotypes to try to be hip, dumb ass hysterical women who get scared, pretty bitches instead of a real actress, cliched crap, anything involving "heartthrob," shitty twist endings with flowery artsy dialogue...

What do I want to see. Huh. More stuff like magic in a real way and not just for a device, a story with no need for a MacGuffin with real conversations and plenty of good action.

Why do you ask anyway?

[gotmyending]

Spell card? Like... those kids card games? [You kids with your Yugiohs and your Pokeymans]

[gotmyending]

Well, only if ya want it to. People in the movie will give permission cuz they'll be acting in it. Like a play. Get it?

[gotmyending]

It is! It's a travesty that so many people here don't even know what they are. That's why I'm gonna make one.

[gotmyending]

You can get all kinds of stuff at that shop, I just need money. They brought me here flat broke. Worse than that, since they say I got a debt. So I'm gonna ask the senators to give me a budget.

[gotmyending]

[He makes notes of this while she talks, nodding in agreement.] I will tell you this - there will be explosions, but they'll be anything but bullshit. They will be totally tons of good action.

I'm gonna make a movie! There's tons of people here who haven't seen one. Or even heard of them. It's nuts. A crime against humanity.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You're gonna make a movie by yourself? No sets or cameramen or anything? What, are you just gonna make it happen through your camera phone? how will the explosions happen?

Yeah, that is really weird. I don't even think people know what a VCR is here. Then again, I shouldn't either.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I think I do get it. Thank you for explaining it.

But, uhm, I really do have a question.

[She paused, then gave a sheepish smile.]

What's a play? Is it like one of those board games that the nice justice heroine - who didn't attack me! - likes?

[hamburger_princess]

What will it be about?

[mooned_hime]

Don't be silly. Kids' card games have nothing to do with shoot outs at all.

[ruffntumblenut]

But we're totally awesome! Where I come from? We ride dragons!

[notjustinthemirror]

I'd rather let the Oro hollow out my sternum with a spoon.

You think they're going to give you money to make a movie? And even if they do, don't you need ... people? A crew? And computers and effects and shit?

[highsodiumfreak]

Guess so. Still doesn't solve the studio problem, though, unless you're going to film on location instead.

[gotmyending]

Yeah, of course we do. That's why I'm gonna ask for equipment and stuff. We might have to do some effects the old fashioned way. Hey, it'll work, you'll see.

[gotmyending]

Then what's a "spell card" and how does it work?

[gotmyending]

You don't even know what a play is?! [He's convinced you come from the worst universe ever.] Shit, what do people there do for entertainment? Watch paint dry? Wait around for their eventual deaths?

[gotmyending]

Aliens. An alien war! The moon versus Mars. I got some ideas I gotta run past the script writer first, though.

[gotmyending]

Holy shit, that IS awesome. I'm starting to think I got the short end of the stick when it comes to universes. I mean, we had vikings, but it was like a thousand years ago, and they road boats. No dragons.

[gotmyending]

Hey, hey, don't get ahead of yourself! I'm gonna ask for equipment and a budget from the senators. And recruit people from here to help. I've already got a script writer, and I'm an actor. But I think I wanna try my hand at directing this time. Think about it - we can do whatever we want! No producers to fuck everything up, no marketing to deal with...

[hamburger_princess]

Well, it sounds exciting, at least.

[gotmyending]

Location shooting can work. There's some pretty interesting settings around here. Just gotta work with what we got. Be crafty. I can be crafty.

[gotmyending]

Of course it'll be exciting! There's gonna be adventure, and action, and violence, and you know, all the good stuff.

[hit_girl_mindy]

A script writer? Who?

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't know. I mostly flew around and did missions for master, but most of all I swept the fortress with my broom!

I'm really good at sweeping, I think. I never blew anything up by accident.