gotmyending: (unsure)
[Billy's at his desk, the camera pointed to him looking over some books and paperwork. He looks frustrated as he carelessly tosses the papers behind him.]

Let me ask you guys something. What's more villainous: to do the homework to learn how to become more villainous, or to skip it like a badass delinquent and not do it at all? It's like, some kinda bad guy paradox.

Pretty sure it's not a thing you learn, anyway. I mean, if you're evil, aren't you just evil?

mooned_hime: (Eating pocky in a dignified manner.)
Excuse me, everybody, your attention please.

I will soon be renovating the forested area surrounding my mansion. I would highly recommend that you do not step foot in the area until the first phase is complete. During that time, it will be extremely dangerous. Unless you are flying high enough.

On that note, I need to speak with you, Ifurita.

Also, don't listen to anything Mokou has to say about me. She is biased.
undying_flame: (Boring)
[So. Mokou's actually got her yakitori stand open today. The smell of grilled chicken fills the air. As does smoke from the cigarette she's smoking. It doesn't look very busy.

There's also a big sign. Two big circles with a slash through them. One is a drawing of a rabbit. The other has a crudely drawn picture of Kaguya. Yeah, her art skills suck. The food smells good though.]
gimmegamedammit: (BY THE POWER OF FANDOM!)
[Action]

Ohohohohohohoho!!

[The voice echoed throughout the main hall of the academy. On top of the statue in the main hall stands someone people may recognize.]

Greetings! I am the great Asagi, the girl destined to become the greatest main character of all time!

[She then she stood there smiling and nodding, as if listening to the applause of people inside her head.]

Thank you, thank you. I am sure you are all honored to have someone as great and well known as me here.
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (swooping into aura action)
[Today, Netherworld Academy's grounds are host to a feast.]

[A freaking feast, man. The reclusive and unofficial Home Ec teacher has worked his utmost to provide dozens of tables piled high with food ranging from the conventional to the obscure, the classic to the quirky, the hearty to the delicacy. Piles of roasts and baked meats, Netherdactyl wings so hot the spices distort space-time slightly, steamed vegetables and grilled fruits...]

[It goes on, and on, and on. If you want it, it's probably here.]

[In the center of this smorgasbord, Champloo casually directs traffic and offers directions, as well as making sure plates and utensils are handed out in turn. Between cheerful food metaphors he swaps out bowls of water and noodles over the nearby fire. Shio ramen anyone?]
gotmyending: (gunpoint)
[Anyone out and about amongst the zombie horde will find Billy taking the zombies head-on. He's armed with two pistols shoved into the pockets of his jeans, but he's currently wielding something he fashioned together from one of the crates. Unsure of how to keep Bonny safe during the attack, the dog is safely strapped to his back and doesn't seem to care much about their impending doom.

Billy, however, looks like he's having the time of his life. He's grinning like a maniac as he swings right for their heads in surprisingly skillful fashion.]


HA! Take that, you undead son of a bitch! Try and bite me again, you fucks, and get a face full of AXE HAMMER!

[He is, however, starting to get a bit cornered. Anyone care to help dig him out a bit? Don't mind if he doesn't sound too grateful being helped, though...]

gotmyending: (guess who i just called)
Okay everybody, listen up! I got some important questions for you all.

Number one: What kind of movies do you like? Number two: What do you like to see and do NOT like to see in movies? Number two-- no, number three: What's something you've always wanted to see in a movie, but haven't? I guess that's relevant to people who've never seen any before. Apparently there's some of you like that out there. That's just sad.

mangohexen: (Default)
 [Well up until now, Malga was satisfied with tuning in the air waves, looking at the influx of people in this strange academy. With only Toori here, she had an uphill battle against her own self esteem, but she had to stay strong. No need in being a wreck on the off chance Margot shows up, right?

Until then, she sought to distract herself with what else? Either an odd job or a doujinshi--maybe both.

So right now, Malga is standing next to the Prinny Request Hideout, eyeing its jobs and contemplating her own.]

Geez, what kind of jobs are these? Dig holes? Wreck a store? Make a dragon cry? Ugh, I don't have the power to dig holes, and I've heard too many people after those other two.

[You could ping her through her myPhone, or perhaps you're also there at the Prinny Request Hideout?]

Hmm... maybe I could write a doujinshi about a dragon crying...?

[Watch out, though. She might consider you material...]
gotmyending: (grin2)
[Pokepokepoke oh hey this thing is working, cool.]

Well, I gotta say, this wasn't what I was expecting Hell to be like. It's actually way better. No pits of fire or little red guys with pitchforks or anything. Pretty decent. I'll take it. Hey, is there any way to contact people back home? Possessing people, showing up in mirrors when people summon Bloody Mary, that sort of thing? I got someone I gotta tell about this.

But do we really have to go to school or whatever? I graduated ages ago, I'm way out of practice. Actually... some of these sound pretty good. [He looks over the list as he talks] "Creative Writing"? "Showboating"? Okay, I think I can ace those.

Sooooooooooooo.


What do people do for fun around here?