Multipost! A masters wish is Ifurita's command! Ie: Cooking.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I)[VIDEO]

[Ifurita was hovering in front of what looked like a collapsed cave. She looked a bit confused. For her, which meant VERY confused for everyone else.]

Uhm, could someone help me? Where is the place where 'the sun doesn't shine'? I don't get it...

[She waved her arms at this. One arm held her staff, which in turn had a bag tied to it, which held carrots. Or rather USED to, as the waving motion finally made the overfilled bag split, pelting Ifurita with carrotis]


II)[ACTION]

The location: Some sort of prinny warehouse. Except...there was commotion. A lot of it. Some prinnies were hiding under a table, behind a curtain, and one even had sought refuge below a carpet.

Their source of terror was floating in the middle, in a pile of swords that had, evidently, been thrown at her, to no avail.

"So, uhm, please, could you give me that rare indrigent? Please? If you don't, I'll really bad about what I have to do then, since I was commanded to learn cooking, so I need a good recipe book and this one is said to be really good! Please don't make me do something I really don't want to do...don't force me..."

What she meant was, of course, leaving. She really wanted that indrigent, but if they wouldn't give it to her, she'd just have to leave in defeat. Sadly, the prinnies misunderstood her. And saw what she had said as a veiled threat!

"DOOD! She's evil!" "Terrible!" "Just take it, don't do anything to us!"

"Uhm, thank you?" Ifurita looked puzzled, but stepped forward to grab something a shaking prinny offered her. A rather ancient-looking necronomicon-ish tome labled "Eldritch Abomination Cuisine for dummies".


III)[Action/Video, pick either]

Outside in some barren place thing. In a wasteland (also known as the schoolyard) was a lake (also known as a pond. Currently, the lake was devoid of water. The water was floating high above it, with a curious - and very surprised - shark peering out of it.

Why? Well, a certain demon goddess was currently floating over the area, collecting kelp. After a bit, she switched on her myphone.

"Hey, hello, anyone know if this is edible? Maybe that? Or this?"

[She first showed kelp, then a kind of anemone, and finally a sponge. No, not a seasponge, an artificial bathing one that had been dropped in the lake long ago.]

Comments

III

[mooned_hime]

No, no, and no.

Re: III

[cutestsuperweapon]

Wait, really? But they look like food!

III

[mooned_hime]

Appearances can be deceiving!

Re: III

[cutestsuperweapon]

I was tricked by plants?!

III

[mooned_hime]

It seems so!

[cutestsuperweapon]

No! You cook with your heart, so I should be able to make it work, still!

[mooned_hime]

Don't be silly. Your heart is for pumping blood through your veins and arteries.

[cutestsuperweapon]

The cooking guy said it was for cooking, though.

[mooned_hime]

I lived with a doctor, and I would think one would have better working knowledge of how a heart works than a chef.

[cutestsuperweapon]

What if it's a metafa? Does it work for cooking then?

[mooned_hime]

What do you believe it means to 'cook with your heart'?

[cutestsuperweapon]

You cook with one hand on your chest so the other hand knows what to do, of course?

[mooned_hime]

Incorrect!

[cutestsuperweapon]

What? What's the correct answer then! You can't expect me to actually try to pull it out, I couldn't do that, I'd defend myself against myself!

[mooned_hime]

Of course it doesn't mean that.

It simply means to follow your instinct. Before you can do that, however, you would likely need to have been taught the ways of cooking.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, I'm working on a cookbook, too.

[mooned_hime]

'Working on'?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Yes, you'll see. Dont worry!

I'll learn it like I learned sweeping, and I'm good at that!

[mooned_hime]

Well, do make sure you test it on others. Once you have received positive feedback, then you will be ready to cook for me.

[cutestsuperweapon]

No problem, there's always hungry zombies around, and I'm sure they'll like my food better than brains!

[mooned_hime]

Just so long as you're not serving any brains!

[cutestsuperweapon]

I...I wouldn't do that!

[mooned_hime]

Good, good.

But more importantly, I think I would trust a human's taste of food more than zombies.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh. Maybe I can ask the nice hero guy, he probably would like an anemona soup.

[mooned_hime]

[What did she just say about anemone?! Oh whatever-]

Perhaps!

[hit_girl_mindy]

What the HELL are you guys talking about?

[mooned_hime]

Cooking?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Yes, mas..

...mis...no, hime-sama told me to learn cooking, so I am learning how to cook!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Then why don't you ask me? I ran a restaurant before coming here, you know.

[mooned_hime]

I did tell her to go to you...

[hit_girl_mindy]

She's so...*sigh* As it is, I might go and learn even more cooking.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm, I'm right here.

[hit_girl_mindy]

We didn't say anything that bad. We were honest.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I just meant that you were talking about me while I was there, that felt odd.

Why wouldn't you be honest?

[Sorry, the whole insulting bit sailed right over her head. She hadn't even noticed anything to be insulted by]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Eh. Some people don't like honesty.

Ok. You DO know I can cook for her though, right?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Yes, she told me. I used to think you summoned the food somehow.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Why would you think that?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, why not? I can summon storms, see? Food is much smaller so maybe you could do that!

[hit_girl_mindy]

You remember when I said not everyone has magic powers, right?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Maybe it was mystical power?

[hit_girl_mindy]

It's not, I can just cook ok? I had to learn how to do it when I was training with my dad. We ate on the run a lot.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I don't mind you cooking, but I was commanded to learn it, so I have to learn it.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You were "commanded" to learn it? From who?

[cutestsuperweapon]

My mist... ....uhm, 'hime-sama'. I don't think there is anyone here that I should obey, unless I forgot someone.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You can call her whatever you want, I don't care.

If she wants you to cook, then ask me for help. I know how, ok?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Thanks!

Oh, okay, I will. Thank you again.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Don't worry about it.