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It's six o'clock, and time for the news
Hello residents of the netherworld. After 3 months, we finally have some news for you. And not a moment to soon. I am almost out of ears. We now go live to Associate Dean Courtemanche, who is just about to make an important announcement!

Greetings students and faculty of Netherworld academy. It is I, Associate Dean Blanche Justine Courtemanche of Netherworld Academy. It has been far too long since I have addressed you about our fine school. Today, I have some wonderful news: The student council has been reopened!
Because one of our exchange students, Ms. Konoka Konoe has successfully passed the bill, we will be soon having our first student council elections. Prinnies have been sent out to post the sign up sheet in the main hall, and will be on hand to assist you in your run for election. We do recommend however that you not allow them to run the whole campaign for you.
Since some of you are still not accustomed to the ways of the demon, I will remind everyone that blackmail, bribery, duels to the death, and cheating are all welcome and encouraged! However, assassinations will be punished by forcing you to write 'I will not assassinate my political rivals for trivial gain again' one hundred times. I can't wait to see some of the underhanded tricks you students will use to get elected.
For more details on the election, the duties of each job, and the jobs available, please see the sign up sheet. I shouldn't have to explain everything to you. Thank you for listening, and try not to paint the walls red with blood during the election, The Vampires go crazy if you do. Thank you and good night.

There you have it folks. It seems some people are already voicing their opinion on this recent announcement. We go live to Same for one persons reaction to this.

I'm here with Senator Trap, who seems to be dressing very high class today.

I am not wearing this by choice. I didn't even want to come out today.

I see. Anyway, you said you are hesitant to allow the students onto the council. Why is that?

It may have something to do with a bunch of these students are idiots. If Ifurita is elected, I may just lock myself in my room for a month.

Well there you have it Usagi. Senators hate the students, exclusively on our network. Back to-

Hey, what about the rest of us? We all have statements damnit!

I for one, welcome our innocent new female students to the-

Immigrants out to take our jobs! We should hang them from my branches!

Are there any cute boys who might be interested in running? If so-

Shut it Harlot! I have an important declaration on free and open elections and I won't have you interupting!

HEEEELP! They're trying to steal the camera! The senators all want airtime! They're crushing me against the cameraman! Plenair, Usagi, do something!

Thank you Same, for your valient sacrifice. Your funeral will obviously need to be closed casket however, to avoid displaying your mangled corpse. In other news, a string of purses being returned to their owners and breaking and redecorating have gripped the netherworld in fear. We go to Plenair to give us the details of this very troubling story.

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Greetings students and faculty of Netherworld academy. It is I, Associate Dean Blanche Justine Courtemanche of Netherworld Academy. It has been far too long since I have addressed you about our fine school. Today, I have some wonderful news: The student council has been reopened!
Because one of our exchange students, Ms. Konoka Konoe has successfully passed the bill, we will be soon having our first student council elections. Prinnies have been sent out to post the sign up sheet in the main hall, and will be on hand to assist you in your run for election. We do recommend however that you not allow them to run the whole campaign for you.
Since some of you are still not accustomed to the ways of the demon, I will remind everyone that blackmail, bribery, duels to the death, and cheating are all welcome and encouraged! However, assassinations will be punished by forcing you to write 'I will not assassinate my political rivals for trivial gain again' one hundred times. I can't wait to see some of the underhanded tricks you students will use to get elected.
For more details on the election, the duties of each job, and the jobs available, please see the sign up sheet. I shouldn't have to explain everything to you. Thank you for listening, and try not to paint the walls red with blood during the election, The Vampires go crazy if you do. Thank you and good night.
There you have it folks. It seems some people are already voicing their opinion on this recent announcement. We go live to Same for one persons reaction to this.
I'm here with Senator Trap, who seems to be dressing very high class today.

I am not wearing this by choice. I didn't even want to come out today.
I see. Anyway, you said you are hesitant to allow the students onto the council. Why is that?

It may have something to do with a bunch of these students are idiots. If Ifurita is elected, I may just lock myself in my room for a month.
Well there you have it Usagi. Senators hate the students, exclusively on our network. Back to-
Hey, what about the rest of us? We all have statements damnit!
I for one, welcome our innocent new female students to the-
Immigrants out to take our jobs! We should hang them from my branches!
Are there any cute boys who might be interested in running? If so-
Shut it Harlot! I have an important declaration on free and open elections and I won't have you interupting!
HEEEELP! They're trying to steal the camera! The senators all want airtime! They're crushing me against the cameraman! Plenair, Usagi, do something!
Thank you Same, for your valient sacrifice. Your funeral will obviously need to be closed casket however, to avoid displaying your mangled corpse. In other news, a string of purses being returned to their owners and breaking and redecorating have gripped the netherworld in fear. We go to Plenair to give us the details of this very troubling story.
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...How many seats are available dood? We don't know the answers to that dood, we just know that you gotta get the support of doods! If I had to guess though, I say maybe three?
Oh, and if you don't make it this time, don't worry dood, they'll probably just be able to pass a bill and make you an Honorary Student Council member.
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I'll go for it!
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