You have to understand, it's all about image. I'm cultivating the appearance of a very specific kind of bad girl, just like all my other outfits. I can also be a combat maid with submachine guns, but the guns are fake, or I can wear a swimsuit, even though I can't swim. The specific kind of teenage delinquent I was emulating had an affinity for that weapon.

Of course, by calling me out as unskilled with it, you issued an unspoken challenge to 'put up' as it is said. I had to go to my strengths after that.