A little Bird sings her Feelings to the world...

[former_endboss]

1)ACTION
[A girl with a long skirt and a bokken is threatening students and taking their lunch money. Bother her?]

2) Video:

So. What's a girl got to do for fun around here?

Comments

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[beryls_lackey]

Well, there is plenty of volunteer work to do!

[former_endboss]

...that hardly sounds like fun to me. It sounds like work. Oh wait, you just said it was work.

[beryls_lackey]

It's fun work. So fun you forget it;s work

[former_endboss]

Haha, yeah right. There are about a thousand stories where the Trickster fools someone into doing all the work for them, and I won't fall for that old one.

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[hungry_for_fights]

Ooh! You want to fight?!

[Mir, you're suddenly facing a cheerful young(?) woman with a huge black sword... it looks more suitable for smashing than slashing]

[former_endboss]

... Nah, not really. I'm just threatening people until they give me their money. You should still do that though.

[hungry_for_fights]

... not even a little fight?

But I don't really need the money..

[former_endboss]

[She has a very squishy-wizard build. Even more squishy than your waifu.]

Look, no offense, but fighting on my own is kinda one-dimensional and boring-I just spam healing magic until I've got a decent charge of power built up, then I switch to something powerful and crush you utterly, if you didn't outstrip my healing with your DPS.

1) Backdated to before Veluna's thread

[dependently_independent]

*As Mir comes up to one particular student in a witch's hat, she gets a result she probably didn't expect. Which was probably chosen because she didn't expect it, on second thought.*

... Oh cute!

*Namely? Suddenly being glomped by a redhead.*

[former_endboss]

Hey! This is the outfit of a dangerous and wild student, not some cutesy cuddle toy. Let go of me!

*Wiggling in the grasp of said redhead commences...cutely. Goddess damn it, why does Mir have to be so adorable, even with the bokken? She flails around a bit, but her to-hit modifier is too low so she just hits air with it.*

[dependently_independent]

Oh, man, you even try to sound badass with your size!

*Nope, she's not letting go. There goes Mir's ability to be taken seriously for a while...*

[former_endboss]

...judge me by my size, do you?

*Fine then. Mir goes very still, places one of her hands against this crazy woman and begins to sing very softly under her breath. Nothing big, just a quarter of a stick of dynamite. Not even enough to do permanent harm. Even if she wants to do a lot more.*

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[maocontent]

Ha, you call that being an honor student?!

You are small time.

[former_endboss]

Way to miss the point of the cosplay idiot. This isn't the uniform of this school-in fact, it's not the uniform of any school that has ever existed. Going to the majors isn't the point here anyways.

[maocontent]

Don't give me that! By threatening other students with that bokken, you are obviously trying to aim for being an honor student.

But as I said, you are small time. When you have an extortion racket, your own bullied minions for experiments and enough clout to do research on how to weaponize the power of yuri, then you might be able to pretend your cosplay supercedes your honor-student-ism.

[former_endboss]

...Uh-huh. Weaponizing love. You do realize that trick is about 700 years old, and that girl on girl has been a major subset of that for over 400 years? The field is tapped out, you're re-doing old research.

Anyways, I like an artisinal, hand crafted extortion and so do my customers.

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[hit_girl_mindy]

Lunch money? Really dude?

Re: [1]

[former_endboss]

Hey, it's an oldie but a goodie. Like me. Now cough up.

Re: [1]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Retro.

Nah. I just got my money.

[notjustinthemirror]

Saving up for a better sword?

[former_endboss]

It's a traditional weapon for bullies.

[notjustinthemirror]

It's a fence post.

video

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[shrugs]
Depends on what sort of fun you enjoy.

[former_endboss]

Reading, research, writing, computer programing and a side order of cullinary exploration?

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

Well yes, there are those sort of things around here.