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netherworld_academy2013-04-01 08:37 am
evil_administration) wrote in netherworld_academy2013-04-01 08:37 am
April Fools Event!
This is Dean Labbit to all students. Now I know this is the time of year when good clean fun is encouraged and you trick each other silly, but let me be absolutely clear on one thing. The first person to so much as TP the administration building, he gets used as my personal ashtray for the year. That is all.
[Despite the dean laying down the law, campus is covered in pranksters looking for victims today-get into the spirit of things, or be caught by one of the many and varied tricks that are in the offering. Pit traps dug in the sidewalks? Prinnies hung from the rafters, ready to drop? Classics-but not the suspects we are here to discuss. ]
Senator Machismo is out and about with a box containing a 'Space Bat' today, offering to show it to people-if you look in the box, a Prinny will run up and hit you with a broom.
Legendary Senator Goldleaf has cut all prices at Rozenqueen in half. Legendary Senator Goldleaf will then bill you for the remainder of the price-but S/he won't tell you that today.
Senator Hoarder has glued money to the floor all over the Adacemy-and without Universal Solvent, it can't be removed. Also, if you approach the money with said solvent, he will show up to take it from you. Shit is expensive, and not to be wasted on single gold coins.
Senator Wasted is distributing 'near beer' that tastes the same but has absolutely no alcohol content at all. It is like having sex in a canoe.
Senator Get Off My Lawn has ordered the Prinnies to short-sheet the beds. All the beds. Everyone will find themselves with sabotaged bedding, even if you don't sleep in a western-style bed and instead use a futon or a bedroll.
Ninja Trainee Aramaki has stolen all the underwear. Yes, all of it. Even what you were wearing. He's a good ninja-and your underwear is now run up a flagpole in the middle of the campus. Salute your shorts!
Professor von Nordheim has sprung a pop quiz on you-that she won't grade, and in a class that she doesn't even teach. The questions may be factually wrong, but don't tell her that.
A samurai, who shall remain nameless has challenged several people to duels! She has then ignored the agreed upon meeting locations and instead gone to the Sea of Gehenna for vacation.
An archer named 'Betty' is selling candy! Laxative laced Candy that will make you spend all day in the bathroom.
Finally, to round out our list of suggested and possible pranks, and Old man is simply staring at you and trying to psych you out with pure intensity. Good luck beating him in a staring contest.
[All pranks are optional, and can be freely opted in and out of! Have fun everyone~]
[Despite the dean laying down the law, campus is covered in pranksters looking for victims today-get into the spirit of things, or be caught by one of the many and varied tricks that are in the offering. Pit traps dug in the sidewalks? Prinnies hung from the rafters, ready to drop? Classics-but not the suspects we are here to discuss. ]
Senator Machismo is out and about with a box containing a 'Space Bat' today, offering to show it to people-if you look in the box, a Prinny will run up and hit you with a broom.
Legendary Senator Goldleaf has cut all prices at Rozenqueen in half. Legendary Senator Goldleaf will then bill you for the remainder of the price-but S/he won't tell you that today.
Senator Hoarder has glued money to the floor all over the Adacemy-and without Universal Solvent, it can't be removed. Also, if you approach the money with said solvent, he will show up to take it from you. Shit is expensive, and not to be wasted on single gold coins.
Senator Wasted is distributing 'near beer' that tastes the same but has absolutely no alcohol content at all. It is like having sex in a canoe.
Senator Get Off My Lawn has ordered the Prinnies to short-sheet the beds. All the beds. Everyone will find themselves with sabotaged bedding, even if you don't sleep in a western-style bed and instead use a futon or a bedroll.
Ninja Trainee Aramaki has stolen all the underwear. Yes, all of it. Even what you were wearing. He's a good ninja-and your underwear is now run up a flagpole in the middle of the campus. Salute your shorts!
Professor von Nordheim has sprung a pop quiz on you-that she won't grade, and in a class that she doesn't even teach. The questions may be factually wrong, but don't tell her that.
A samurai, who shall remain nameless has challenged several people to duels! She has then ignored the agreed upon meeting locations and instead gone to the Sea of Gehenna for vacation.
An archer named 'Betty' is selling candy! Laxative laced Candy that will make you spend all day in the bathroom.
Finally, to round out our list of suggested and possible pranks, and Old man is simply staring at you and trying to psych you out with pure intensity. Good luck beating him in a staring contest.
[All pranks are optional, and can be freely opted in and out of! Have fun everyone~]