April Fools Event!

[evil_administration]

This is Dean Labbit to all students. Now I know this is the time of year when good clean fun is encouraged and you trick each other silly, but let me be absolutely clear on one thing. The first person to so much as TP the administration building, he gets used as my personal ashtray for the year. That is all.

[Despite the dean laying down the law, campus is covered in pranksters looking for victims today-get into the spirit of things, or be caught by one of the many and varied tricks that are in the offering. Pit traps dug in the sidewalks? Prinnies hung from the rafters, ready to drop? Classics-but not the suspects we are here to discuss. ]



Senator Machismo is out and about with a box containing a 'Space Bat' today, offering to show it to people-if you look in the box, a Prinny will run up and hit you with a broom.


Legendary Senator Goldleaf has cut all prices at Rozenqueen in half. Legendary Senator Goldleaf will then bill you for the remainder of the price-but S/he won't tell you that today.


Senator Hoarder has glued money to the floor all over the Adacemy-and without Universal Solvent, it can't be removed. Also, if you approach the money with said solvent, he will show up to take it from you. Shit is expensive, and not to be wasted on single gold coins.


Senator Wasted is distributing 'near beer' that tastes the same but has absolutely no alcohol content at all. It is like having sex in a canoe.


Senator Get Off My Lawn has ordered the Prinnies to short-sheet the beds. All the beds. Everyone will find themselves with sabotaged bedding, even if you don't sleep in a western-style bed and instead use a futon or a bedroll.


Ninja Trainee Aramaki has stolen all the underwear. Yes, all of it. Even what you were wearing. He's a good ninja-and your underwear is now run up a flagpole in the middle of the campus. Salute your shorts!


Professor von Nordheim has sprung a pop quiz on you-that she won't grade, and in a class that she doesn't even teach. The questions may be factually wrong, but don't tell her that.


A samurai, who shall remain nameless has challenged several people to duels! She has then ignored the agreed upon meeting locations and instead gone to the Sea of Gehenna for vacation.


An archer named 'Betty' is selling candy! Laxative laced Candy that will make you spend all day in the bathroom.


Finally, to round out our list of suggested and possible pranks, and Old man is simply staring at you and trying to psych you out with pure intensity. Good luck beating him in a staring contest.


[All pranks are optional, and can be freely opted in and out of! Have fun everyone~]

Comments

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta has borrowed a laser sword from a convenient food dungeon and is cheerfully cutting circles out of the floor to take the coins, attached infrastructure material and all.]

[Also he appointed a Prinny to that staring contest.]

[netherworld_lolitics]

I can admire a man who's willing to go to such great lengths for pocket change.

[badassfreakingoverlord]

Okay, but what if I'm doing it just to spoil the prank?

[netherworld_lolitics]

Then I think you're just ruining the spirit of the holiday for everyone. Shame on you Zetta, for not letting the little people in the world have hope in seeing those coins and not letting me have fun by watching them scratch and scrape for them.

[Private, but hackable]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

Ummm... Aramaki-han. I'd like my panties back.

Barring that, did you steal Secchan's? Can I have them?

Re: [Private, but hackable]

[netherworld_npcs]

Ha! Alas, I do not return that which I have taken. I will however inform you that your items are on the third line from the northern side of the flagpole.

As for your partner...she put up quite a fight! And with good reason-such a delicate and expensive piece I took from her. It is a rare prize, one I will defend!

Re: [Private, but hackable]

[im_gonna_heal_u]

I can't let you have those! Secchan's panties are my panties! I'll fight for their honor

[Nevermind the fact that she can't fight. She doesn't care!]

Re: [Private, but hackable]

[netherworld_npcs]

Hmmm. Fight for the honor of the panties? Amusing! I will accept your challenge. But as the challenged, it is up to me to decide where and how we fight.

I suggest that we engage in a battle of wits-so that I may avoid tarnishing my honor with your blood. Student Council President, I challenge you to play...Tetris! Highest score in ten minutes wins!

[bane_of_reisen]

[One may also find either money, illicit book, or food sitting on a table in random spots. If one tries to take said object, the floor gives way to a pitfall.]

[hungry_for_fights]

[Veluna, naturally, accepted the challenge from the nameless samurai]

[Now she's waiting at the designated location, starting to look bored]

5 hours later.

[former_endboss]

Hey, you okay?

[hungry_for_fights]

... somebody was supposed to fight me here.

[She takes a bite out of some pastry she was keeping in her inventory]

[former_endboss]

How long have you been waiting for them?

[dependently_independent]

*After witnessing Aramaki's efforts, Megaera is slowly climbing up a pole to recover her underwear. That she is wearing. Wait, what?

Oh, right. Shapeshifting - something Megaera normally views as a backup measure, and does NOT look happy about having had to resort to.*

[netherworld_npcs]

*Aramaki, on the other hand can simply leap to the top of the pole and perch there unperturbed while it wobbles under their combined weight.*

Ahh, another maiden come to recover her property. Although I sense you are perhaps not terribly maidenly, not with such as these in your dresser.

*I leave the exact amount of lace and gauzy fabric he has in his hands up to your imagination, but it's probably not much.*

[dependently_independent]

*Megaera sighed. Of course he had to go and show off that that PARTICULAR pair was hers. Which meant it was time to drop the pretense of getting this handled herself, when her magic could do the work for her. Or rather...*

Would you kindly bring me those and any other underwear of mine or Veluna's you stole from our room? You've rather done me enough annoyance today.

*As she spoke, she worked her magic into the middle of her sentence, to try and compel Aramaki to just go along with this.*

Pretty good displays of the underwear, though. Did you pull all this yourself?

[netherworld_npcs]

*Some effect is certainly had, but his nature, vain and prideful, requires something else first.*

Hmmm. Perhaps I will-if you say that I am a first-rate thief, to any who ask. I do this for the recognition, not the trophies.

And as for your other question, It was all done by me...and my ten identical duplicates.

[notjustinthemirror]

[The Alcohol Demon is less than impressed with Senator Wasted's offering. And he's going around not only making it alcoholic, but making it so moonshine alcoholic that drinking it may cause your descendants to go blind.]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[Sniff, sniff, what's that Senator Wasted smells? Well no, that's a beer of a different flavor, and he's going to crack open the kegs and get KRUNK himself.]

WAHOOO! Yeah baby, Yeah! That's the stuff!

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm glad you enjoy it. That shit was awful to start with.

[netherworld_lolitics]

Heh, that's the point! Holier than Thou gives me that stuff all year, and I unload it on the unsuspecting masses! But you can make it better, can ya?

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[ms_gwendolen_chant]

WHOEVER STOLE MY UNDERGARMENTS IS GOING TO SERIOUSLY PAY!!! THIS IS SOO AGGRAVATING!!"
[Gwendolen is angrily trying to magic down her bloomers form the flagpole. And sorry lolicons, frilly petticoats are just in the way under her dress, and even so she put some shorts on underneath for decency.

By the way, she has been setting up little pranks here and there herself. Pitfalls, food moving about its own or turning inedible, rampaging cows, moving artwork, the likes]

[netherworld_npcs]

Kukuku. Perhaps you should not speak before you have obtained what you seek?

[Gwendolen is going to find that her bloomers are no longer where they were-instead they are now in the grip of a rather jaunty ninja.]

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[That is not helping her angry mood!]
You there!! give them back this instant!!

[netherworld_npcs]

Hmmm. And why should I, madam? You have not given me a good reason other than your abundance of shout-poles.