Unidenifiable

[hit_girl_mindy]

There was no Ruffnut around. There was no prinnies, as if they had understood that the girl wearing black and purple was not one to be trifled with. All this served to do nothing but infuriate Mindy Macready more, now donned in the disguise of her alter ego Hit Girl.

Lost Lash. Pissed off her mentor. Her roomie was a nut case and, worse still, she actually preferred that to being alone?! Since when had she become so dependent on that kind of feeling? She had always been a lone wolf, at least after her daddy had bit it. She had understood on the ship she was a tool, and a tool was at its best when it was sharp and willing to inflict pain. That was why she hadn't needed anyone, maybe just the occasional person to bounce off of and maybe some food and a place to squat. Then, of course, she meets the Overlord and Lash and Ruffnut, and they were this team of four crazy people all gathered together. They were all nuts and violent in their own way, and in some twisted turn of events, she'd found the closest thing to a family she had.

So why now, of all times, did she have to care that she felt something slipping away? That losing one of them shouldn't have mattered as much. Lash had not been HER girlfriend, it was Zetta's thing to get over. But here she was, in the gym complex, staff in hand. She had used an area with the least amount of mud and had started working it down until she had a nice spot of dry dirt with several dummies set up, each resembling a prinny and one resembling a certain someone.

Hit Girl went to work on them, setting one dummy on fire, and simply cutting two of the prinnies in twain. The lone dummy wit a most haughty expression she turned her spear on, quickly jabbing and blocking as if the dummy were putting up a fight, delivering fierce blows.

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

See? Everyone wins. I'm such a fucking helper. They should give me a medal.

Considering how much the ones in charge here just sit around and argue, you're probably right. But they also seem too lazy to do anything about it.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Somehow I'm doubting that's gonna happen.

Yeah. Maybe we need to introduce one of those stupid ass bills or something.

[notjustinthemirror]

Aren't you the optimistic one.

Might be a good idea. Along with the one where I want an area of effect that makes everything in 20 feet of me not suck.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Haven't lived this long being an idealist.

How do you manage that?

[notjustinthemirror]

How the fuck should I know? They're the ones that make the magic stuff, they can worry about making it work.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Dunno if they take personal requests, but shit, give it a shot.

[notjustinthemirror]

That guy with the stupid hair petitioned to go out on a date. I think mine makes a lot more sense.

As does going to war with another school. Just gotta make sure there actually are other schools out there.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Oh yeah, that stupid shit. Didn't they wind up making him pay later or something?

I hope so. Had enough of having to deal with all these fucking super powered crap.

[notjustinthemirror]

Something like that. Be careful what you wish for I suppose.

Yeah, it's a little unfair when everyone has magic powers or can turn into dragons.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Of course it would be some kind of bullshit like that.


...Yeah, I mean, come on, I'm already beyond what humans in my world can do and these guys are still fucking powerful, even WITH learning some magic.

[notjustinthemirror]

Imagine if all these people are the weaklings from their worlds.

Eventually some boring old humans will show up and you can have your chance to show off.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I don't want everyone weaklings, just a few so I would feel less like I have to make a pact with evil things to make a decent level up.

Not that I haven't already, now that I think about it. Zetta is pretty evil.

Ha! Hasn't happened yet!

[notjustinthemirror]

My roommate was a regular guy. A dead guy, but his only power seemed the ability to see everything as a movie.

Was the pact with evil worth it? Get anything good?

[hit_girl_mindy]

So its kinda like that here, except everyone sees things as a video game, right?

Yeah. Found a crazy Overlord, a good friend, my girlfriend, a gun that can blow the shit outta people and a fuckload of training that made me ten times stronger.

Basically, yeah, totally worth it.

[notjustinthemirror]

Pretty much. Except he didn't have magic director powers. He didn't even have a camera.

Maybe you need to move up the food chain and make some pacts with some higher evil people. Get on their same level.

[hit_girl_mindy]

That's a shame. It sounds like that would be pretty bad ass.

Huh. I guess I never thought of that, but I'm not sure how much I would like the catch at the end, you know?

[notjustinthemirror]

You got a lot to lose in this place?

[hit_girl_mindy]

One or two things. Besides, I still got an Overlord to impress.

[notjustinthemirror]

Overlord?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yeah, Zetta. I knew him way before I was brought here.

[notjustinthemirror]

Zetta? ... That guy with the ridiculous red hair?

[The guy that told him how to access the in item menu and trapped him in hallways because he didn't also tell him how to make them go away?]

[hit_girl_mindy]

That's flame dude. But yeah, him. He kinda mentors me.

[notjustinthemirror]

Flame.

Wait back up a second. His head is on fire?

[hit_girl_mindy]

He's a demon. How are you even surprised his hair is fire?

[notjustinthemirror]

I'm a demon and my hair isn't on fire.