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netherworld_academy2013-05-01 04:44 pm
evil_administration) wrote in netherworld_academy2013-05-01 04:44 pm
[Celestial Invasion Event!]
It's Five O clock and time for the news! Today, Senator Trap won the annual Paint-drying watching competition by zoning out for over 3 weeks without doing anything at all. We go live to our man Same in the-Wait, who are you people? How did you get in Heaaagh!
Secure that rabbit! Attention citizens of the Netherworld! We, the Pure Angelic and Terran Reserves In Opposition to Tyrants, or PATRIOTs, have seized control of this decadent and depraved television station! In fact, our forces have already secured all the Dimensional gates and major school buildings. We will end the despotic demonic regime and bring about a new order for everyone! By following the example of the perfect society of Celestia, we will create a new utopia in not more than ten thousand years! In the mean time, angels and human auxilaries have been deployed to secure the Netherworld, and round up the members of the old order for reeducation. I invite you to look out any windows nearby and observe one robot in particular. Do we have a camera that can see-ahh, good.
-What do you mean drop the weapons? Those are my teeth! I can't just drop my teeth like-OWW! shu jerk! Shu paunched oat ma teef!
…
That was not pointed in the correct direction. But in the background of that scene you could observe one leg of the titanic robot of unparalleled power our human allies have deployed, the Galactic Colossus. Even the mighty Space Battleship Yoshitsuna will be no match for the Galactic Colossus. And as you can see from the other footage, a large number of more moderately sized robots will enforce our new rules. The first rule in this school will be for all students to go to class! The school day will begin with the singing of the new Alma mater at 6:00, followed by a nutritious breakfast at 6:05. Students will go to their first class at 6:30, and any student caught outside of class will receive detention under the supervision of the Special reeducation Committee. Failing to report students that are skipping class is also an offense under the new rules! Each student has been assigned at least eight hours of classwork-those of you identified as remedial may have more. Expect at least one hour of homework for each hour of class, and and each student will be required to sign up for at least one extracurricular activity as those come online in the next week.
To facilitate a more basic level of re-education, this station will now broadcast continuous reruns of a short list of approved television programs that teach cooperation, basic reading and math skills, and compassion.
Wait a minute! You can't show educational TV on this station! Everyone will change the channnel!
Which is why we're putting it on a giant TV in the middle of the Campus, 24/7.
...I'm okay with that.
…
[The Celestial Invasion has begun-except it's more of an occupation. The Dark Assembly have locked themselves in, the Overlord is out for lunch, and the Student Council is on the run. Angelic goon-squads patrol the halls and the Robots will give you Fifteen seconds to comply with all their directives. Any major troublemakers will be stepped on by the giant robot currently straddling the entire campus. They will also be recruiting students for a new club to patrol the school grounds and enforce their rules. Delinquents in other words, but with power and badges.
The Celestials are going to nationalize everything and socialize it-so while you can't leave, you also won't have to pay for anything for the duration. The Nurse is free, as is class, books etc. But if you have a Legendary Room you can expect to be kicked out of it or get a lot of new roomates, as they spread the suffering around. Likewise, while there is theoretically no limit on the stuff you can buy from the newly nationalized Rozenqueen, there is a practical limit, ie, it's all been sold already. There will also be an intolerable level of looking down on the students and pandering-outright baby-talk in some cases, while others will expect everyone to rise up and help them overthrow the Overlord, why aren't you helping yet, appreciate what they are doing for you!
So yes, the order of the place, the everyday quiet has been upset and now you have to go to class. Or fight back, or go into hiding. Just do something, right?]
Secure that rabbit! Attention citizens of the Netherworld! We, the Pure Angelic and Terran Reserves In Opposition to Tyrants, or PATRIOTs, have seized control of this decadent and depraved television station! In fact, our forces have already secured all the Dimensional gates and major school buildings. We will end the despotic demonic regime and bring about a new order for everyone! By following the example of the perfect society of Celestia, we will create a new utopia in not more than ten thousand years! In the mean time, angels and human auxilaries have been deployed to secure the Netherworld, and round up the members of the old order for reeducation. I invite you to look out any windows nearby and observe one robot in particular. Do we have a camera that can see-ahh, good.
-What do you mean drop the weapons? Those are my teeth! I can't just drop my teeth like-OWW! shu jerk! Shu paunched oat ma teef!
…
That was not pointed in the correct direction. But in the background of that scene you could observe one leg of the titanic robot of unparalleled power our human allies have deployed, the Galactic Colossus. Even the mighty Space Battleship Yoshitsuna will be no match for the Galactic Colossus. And as you can see from the other footage, a large number of more moderately sized robots will enforce our new rules. The first rule in this school will be for all students to go to class! The school day will begin with the singing of the new Alma mater at 6:00, followed by a nutritious breakfast at 6:05. Students will go to their first class at 6:30, and any student caught outside of class will receive detention under the supervision of the Special reeducation Committee. Failing to report students that are skipping class is also an offense under the new rules! Each student has been assigned at least eight hours of classwork-those of you identified as remedial may have more. Expect at least one hour of homework for each hour of class, and and each student will be required to sign up for at least one extracurricular activity as those come online in the next week.
To facilitate a more basic level of re-education, this station will now broadcast continuous reruns of a short list of approved television programs that teach cooperation, basic reading and math skills, and compassion.
Wait a minute! You can't show educational TV on this station! Everyone will change the channnel!
Which is why we're putting it on a giant TV in the middle of the Campus, 24/7.
...I'm okay with that.
…
[The Celestial Invasion has begun-except it's more of an occupation. The Dark Assembly have locked themselves in, the Overlord is out for lunch, and the Student Council is on the run. Angelic goon-squads patrol the halls and the Robots will give you Fifteen seconds to comply with all their directives. Any major troublemakers will be stepped on by the giant robot currently straddling the entire campus. They will also be recruiting students for a new club to patrol the school grounds and enforce their rules. Delinquents in other words, but with power and badges.
The Celestials are going to nationalize everything and socialize it-so while you can't leave, you also won't have to pay for anything for the duration. The Nurse is free, as is class, books etc. But if you have a Legendary Room you can expect to be kicked out of it or get a lot of new roomates, as they spread the suffering around. Likewise, while there is theoretically no limit on the stuff you can buy from the newly nationalized Rozenqueen, there is a practical limit, ie, it's all been sold already. There will also be an intolerable level of looking down on the students and pandering-outright baby-talk in some cases, while others will expect everyone to rise up and help them overthrow the Overlord, why aren't you helping yet, appreciate what they are doing for you!
So yes, the order of the place, the everyday quiet has been upset and now you have to go to class. Or fight back, or go into hiding. Just do something, right?]