[action] A thing explodes dramatically! (Also, please no more threadjackers it's crowded enough)

[trolled_justice]

[Remember that giant TV that the celestials erected?]

[A teleport beam is coming down in front of it...]

... to think that the celestials here would be such monsters...

[Have some music, because Guile's theme goes with everything]

This is... my fault, isn't it... if only I had not spoken with them as I had...

... but this does not excuse their actions...

[She draws her sword with a flourish, staring up at the large screen]

Hear me, Celestia!

I am Pamela Arwig, Captain of the Schwarzkreuz!

Your actions have gone too far!

And this...!

[Pamela portals next to the screen, slashing it... and she portals again, and again, and again... slashing it over and over... finally, she portals to the ground, her back turned to the TV]

... this is my declaration of war!

[and with that, the TV explodes rather dramatically]

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Mindy chuckles] Yeah, you're like a comboed Capatain America and Cyclops put together.

I'm thinking my girlfriend would be best for that. She has lightning powers. That, or I use lightning arrow magic.

[trolled_justice]

Wha-I am nothing like a cyclops!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Not A cyclops, the guy's name is Cyclops! What would you possibly have in common with a one eyed monster?

[Seriously?]

[trolled_justice]

[She doesn't have Marvel Comics (or DC Comics, either) in her world, man]

I obviously have nothing to do with such a thing!

[hit_girl_mindy]

I dunno. You're kind of an extreme stickler for the rules and how you interpret them. Actually, you might be a little more extreme.

[trolled_justice]

What are you talking about?! Since when?! And what does that even have to do with anything we were talking about!?

[hit_girl_mindy]

Well just look at how you dealt with the angels. Now me, going up guns blazing, I get that. I'm a little reckless, and I'm definitely crazy. You, I figured you'd be talking to them more, doing what that Kyoko girl did, finding some peaceful solution. I mean, at least if you were going to go fight them you'd have some back up.

[trolled_justice]

[Pamela's starting to look kind of confused]

I fail to see what this has to do with rules.

As to that, however,, I was fairly certain that my words would stir them toward violence. I am not unfamiliar with the concept of carrying a fight to the finish on my own, but at the same time I was not in a position that would have been throwing my life away.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Are you sure? What would you have done, if they all came down on you, the robot, all those celestials, and they closed all the ways for you to teleport? I get the feeling they might have been able to do that.

[trolled_justice]

If that was even an issue, you do not think they would have done so at the start when it was just myself present?

I sparred with a few celestials during my stay in Celestia, and nothing they did suggested they have the magic nor technology to interfere with that.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I figured if they were going to, having all the other people there forced them to spread thin. It didn't hurt them too much, I guess, but it still leaves them unable to catch and defeat everyone in one fell swoop.

Yeah, I'm curious, what is this Celestia you're talking about?

[trolled_justice]

Celestia is where these so called "Angels" come from.

[Oh right, she never told Mindy-]

... ... I...

... I may have been the one responsible for their decision to invade.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Well here I was thinking that place was called heaven.

...

How do you figure?

[trolled_justice]

I...

... ... made some... unflattering remarks concerning the netherworld.

[hit_girl_mindy]

[Puts her palm to her head]

You talked about how things were to angels, HERE. Just...why would you even do that?

[trolled_justice]

Because this place has been terrible to me! How was I supposed to know they would want to brainwash everybody?!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Because they're fucking angels, that's why! It never occurred to you that they would decide the best thing to do would be "purging" everyone? It's not like they were just gonna pat you on the shoulder and go "aww that's rough, sorries?"

[trolled_justice]

I...!

I see where this is going.

I am not going to have another one of these conversations with you.

[she starts to turn towards the exit]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Oh stop being sensitive. Even you know this was a dumb thing to do.

At least you're not joining them anyway. That's a headache no one needs.

So what do you do next, to stop these guys? You said you sparred with them, right?

[trolled_justice]

I am not being sensitive, I am just tired of your insults.

[Pamela doesn't turn to face Mindy, but at least she's not leaving]

Yes, I sparred with them one on one, but that is not the same as facing an entire battalion of them...

[hit_girl_mindy]

I take yours pretty regularly too. They're not any easier to hear.

No, but its a place to start. The robot we can at least isolate and figure how to dismantle, but I don't knwo shit about fighting a celestial.

[trolled_justice]

You insult me first! You expect me to let you flap your tongue in such a way unanswered?!

[hit_girl_mindy]

You unleashed a bunch of crazy angel fuckers on us, one who went to town on my ass. It's not exactly something I'd feel happy about!

And you get up and run your mouth and call me a bunch of shit I usually kill people for, especially when you pretty much tell me I'm trash. Not to mention you get offended pretty damn easily. I have a hard time wondering what is not going to piss you off half the time.

[trolled_justice]

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...

[Dot dot dot]

How many times would you have tried to kill me, then?

[Pamela's certainly not going to have her backed turned to Mindy after that line]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Since there's no way I can keep count...every time you make me sound like I'm dirt, every time you use violence first before asking questions, how you can never ever never be wrong, how I can't have one conversation with you without you getting haughty at least once, automatically believing I'm going to attack you even though YOU jumped me first...do I need to go on?