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[Even though the video first opens up with what is obviously a young woman, probably in her late teens or early twenties, the voice that comes through is obviously a man of distinguished speaking skill. Well, at least it doesn't seem to be coming from the young woman, as her mouth isn't moving]

"-the screen flickers, obviously doing something. You think it might be broadcasting."

[The young woman sighs, and when she speaks, yeah, it's obviously not the male voice that spoke moments earlier]

Broadcasting to who? I'm probably just going to get some NPC...

... jeez, what the hell is this, anyway? My status screen is different now... did I grind all those skills for nothing? At least I figured out how to sneak past all those winged freaks after the first few game-overs...

Maybe if I'm lucky, some tutorial character is going to pop up... yeah, right.

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Not me. I would love to be the hero for all time. That is my goal after all: the be the greatest main character of all time.

I didn't ask for your life story.

... fine. Just understand that since you are a main character, you are my rival.

Edited 2013-05-15 19:59 (UTC)

... doesn't that make you an antagonist?

Not at all. I am the true main character, and I just need to get rid of the people that are trying to be the main characters in my life.

On second thought, I don't think I would have gotten a game over for chucking a knife at you after all.

And what is that supposed to mean?!

Are you pretending to be dense or are you really that stupid?

Did you even listen to yourself when you were talking?

If that kind of reasoning doesn't make you an outright villain, I don't know what does.

I am not a villain! Sure my tactics may be viewed as bad, but it is for the greater good!

Since you clearly are stupid, I'll try to break it down for you in easy to swallow portions.

One: You said you 'get rid' of people who are trying to be main characters in your life.

Two: I had no interest in being a main character in your life, nor did I care about having anything to do with you.

Three: You approached me first.

Four: You're antagonizing me with the purpose of apparently wanting to kill me just because you made me a main character in your life.

Conclusion: You are the delusional villain type.

Edited 2013-05-16 05:31 (UTC)

Kill? No no. I don't kill anyone. I just defeat them, and make them hand over their title of main character to me. I do this because the game programmers aren't giving me my own game.

Fine, take my title. I really don't give a shit about it.

.... say what now?

... What, are you deaf, too?

Edited 2013-05-16 05:51 (UTC)

... This isn't a trick right? You aren't trying to mess with me?

Take

the damn

title.

Edited 2013-05-16 05:55 (UTC)

... OK!

[Asagi goes to that the title... when suddenly an Anvil falls on her head, knocking her to the ground.

...

... pffff- [She can't help but laugh a bit at that]

[Asagi slowly pushes the anvil off her head and tries to grab the title again... only for a prinny to fall on her and explode.]

Heh...

... joke character, huh?

I'm not a joke character!

[Shouts the charred, broken Asagi laying on the ground]

Uh huh.

[And guess what, Asagi? Doomkitty's gonna take this opportunity to loot you.]

[Asagi is too damage to do anything except struggle a bit. Doomkitty finds 500 HL and a pamphlet titled, "How to find your game,".]

Edited 2013-05-16 20:13 (UTC)

Oh, come on. If you're seriously trying to antagonize all the main characters, you gotta have more than that.

[Searching some more]

[Doomkitty finds Asagi's Rank 40 Twin Magic guns. A Purple rarity item!]

Edited 2013-05-16 20:20 (UTC)

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