[Video]

[save_load]

[Even though the video first opens up with what is obviously a young woman, probably in her late teens or early twenties, the voice that comes through is obviously a man of distinguished speaking skill. Well, at least it doesn't seem to be coming from the young woman, as her mouth isn't moving]

"-the screen flickers, obviously doing something. You think it might be broadcasting."

[The young woman sighs, and when she speaks, yeah, it's obviously not the male voice that spoke moments earlier]

Broadcasting to who? I'm probably just going to get some NPC...

... jeez, what the hell is this, anyway? My status screen is different now... did I grind all those skills for nothing? At least I figured out how to sneak past all those winged freaks after the first few game-overs...

Maybe if I'm lucky, some tutorial character is going to pop up... yeah, right.

Comments

[rose_liberated]

A tutorial is generally given. Is there anything you would like to know about?

>This world
>Rosenqueen
>The Nurse
>The Item World
>Your jugs

[save_load]

...

...

[okay wait, there's something wrong with these conversation options-]

Seriously? I can ask about 'your jugs'? Did I just end up in an H-Game or something? [Doomkitty is unamused]

... wait, no, I didn't want to ask about that-

[rose_liberated]

My-What are you talking about! That is in no way, shape or form your business! I don't care if you think this is some sort of H-game, i will have your hide!

[Why did you ask about her breasts? She's covering herself with one hand, but there's just too much to cover.]

[save_load]

[The narrator's voice chimes in-]

"The blonde haired woman is positively livid! Perhaps you shouldn't be so crude."

[Doomkitty ignores the voice, though]

I'm not the one that programmed this game, I didn't put that conversation option there.

...

... wait, did you actually hear what I said about games?

[dependently_independent]

Hold on a sec, I'm not an NPC.

[save_load]

Oh yeah? That's great, I'm sick of practically everybody being around me being an NPC.

Did I end up in an MMO or something?

[dependently_independent]

... What?

I mean, game mechanics are the norm around here, but we're not literally in a game. I don't think.

[save_load]

I don't know. My narrator is still with me, so I'm guessing I'm in some kind of game, even if it's completely different and I can't see my skills anymore.

[fluffytails]

Hello, here is your welcoming tutorial character, ready at your service.

[Screen remains black for a moment, then turns to show a cheerful looking stewardess-kind of person]

How can I be of service.

[save_load]

...

... [Something seems off here-]

You can start giving the tutorial?

[well, she'll run with it for now]

[fluffytails]

Error, unknown command. This is a motion based game, please use one of the assigned commands to start the tutorial.

Hop up and down to hear this message again.
Twirl around yourself to hear a list of commands
Do a cat-like pose to begin the tutorial at step one.

1/2

[save_load]

...

2/2

[save_load]

[Suddenly, you're looking at a cat. Does becoming a cat count as a cat-like pose?]

Action, because this is Asagi

[gimmegamedammit]

[As soon as Doomkitty appeared in the Netherworld, Asagi's Main character sense went off. Soon, Doomkitty finds herself face to to face with a determined looking Asagi]

YOU! You are a main character, are you not?

Action

[save_load]

[The narrator chimes in before Doomkitty can-]

"You are confronted by a wild eyed, clearly insane young woman. Better step carefully around this one..."

[Sigh]

Nah, just a mid-boss.

Re: Action

[gimmegamedammit]

WHAT?! Listen narrator, I am not insane! Someone must have given you the wrong script!

And I'm not a Mid-boss either. I am the TRUE MAIN CHARACTER!

Action

[save_load]

"The woman is sweating profusely, her expression becoming even more crazed..."

What? No, I said I was a mid-boss, not you.

text

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

What is an npc

Still Video

[save_load]

What? I'm not playing twenty questions with my phone.

Re: Still Video

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

I have never heard of an npc. what is it?

[save_load]

I'm not doing this. I'm not playing a stupid mini game with the phone, so stop trying.

[high_on_daylight]

*A ten year old-looking girl holding a tiny metal hoop for no visible reason is walking by. Clearly, if Doomkitty does not take her one chance to get this hoop, she'll miss a critical puzzle solution four hours later and have to restart the game!*

[save_load]

[Good thing she's a thief, or else she'd have to take some direct approach.]

[She's going to use one of the old thief tricks: Bump into said girl and grab the hoop while she's distracted]

Whups, sorry.

[high_on_daylight]

*... Success!*

Oh? Someone who is new here.

[save_load]

[And the hoop disappears into Doomkitty's cloak]

Yeah.

I take it you're not a mindless, scripted NPC either?

[Now she's wondering why she went for that hoop...]