nother intro, with 9 times as many tails and 100% less sonic relevance

[fluffytails]

[Those checking the generic communication device now might spot a transmission from another new arrival.

Who looked rather dark. Her hair? Jet black. Her dress? Black. Her huge, fluffy tails? Black. Even the white of her eyes was, well, not white, but quite black indeed. And were those black particle effects around her? Sheesh, someone really had tried to make her look evol. Or edgy. Or both.

For maximum effect, she was currently lolling on a mound of perfectly white pillows, which contrasted her quite a bit.]

Why, hello! As I arrived during a time of invasion, it's only natural to introduce myself, lest I find myself killed as a traitor or spy.

My name is Himiko. I am, as you can see, a fox - and therefore highly suspicious, so I will avoid the regular 'I am harmless' talk, as true as it may be.

[She stretched, then made herself comfortable by shuffling a bit. One of her tails brought her a gem-encrusted goblet, which seemed to be filled with fine wine, of which she took a sip.]

No, no, there's nothing I want in particular, I don't even have a question, although I am somewhat curious about those winged ones trying to catch me, for whatever reason.

Either way, nice to meet you - even though the circumstances are anything but.

Comments

[maocontent]

Of course! I'm the Dean of Evil Academy, which is loads better than this washed up school! There, we show everyone the true meaning of mustache-twirling evil!

[fluffytails]

Oh, I've seen a few of those mustache-twirling ones. They ended up in various forms of death traps, for some reason. I wouldn't know why!

They really teach evil, though? That sounds like an interesting world!

[maocontent]

Mwaaahahaha~ of course they do! They teach evil demeanors, plotting extortion schemes, and even jaywalking without remorse!

[fluffytails]

How about lazing on some pillows while other people are hard at work?

[maocontent]

Oooh, that's good, especially if they're doing all the hard work *you're* supposed to be doing.

[fluffytails]

Oh, yes, I've done plenty of that. You could call me an expert at it.

[maocontent]

You'll fit right in.

Do put some variety in, though. It's better at warding off those preachy hero types!

[fluffytails]

Hm, truly, I've met some of those. They can be a pain. Especially when they're stupid bald monks.

[maocontent]

I always thought the old monks were corrupt politicians back in your day, they've only recently become the hero type out here.

[fluffytails]

Reading strikethroughs is forbidden!

Hmhm, not quite, although that's a popular belief. There've been quite a few of those around who weren't all that corrupt, like that Abe no Seimei fellow, who I don't have any particularly strong feelings for.

[maocontent]

That's too bad, I cheat

Mweheheh, guess the heroes of your world hadn't been bloodthirsty yet.

[fluffytails]

Oh, there's those too, all that samurai business with sword duels and the like. I'm sure they're popular among certain kind of ladies and lads.