Battle for the rooms: A special Report by Same

[evil_administration]

Same here, reporting live from the entrance to the islands hotel. After a dreadful musical appearance by an unnamed individual that lead to our ships destruction, I am happy to report that most of the contestants survived. The only casualties were about 200 rabbits, which were eaten by the sea serpents. When questioned about this, all they had to say was, "They were tasty," and that I should have tried some. I also have received reports that a dimentional rift has taken a few of our contestants from this world. More on that as it develops.

Now the contestants find themselves on the island were the grand tournament will be taking place, and the first challenge is already about to begin. Here with more information on that is our very own Usagi.



Thanks Same. First, I would like to give my condolences to the relatives of those poor rabbits lost. My room is always open if you need some comforting.

Anyway, it seems that the resort here on the island only has enough room for half the people here. Therefore, it has been decided that a battle royale will decide who sleeps in the beautiful 4 star hotel, and who will sleep in these run down shacks next door.



The rules are simple, fight each other till only half of you are left. Feel free to use whatever skills you want.

Student council members and members of the press get to stay in our own Penthouses. And don't even think about trying to take them from us. Back to you Same.



Thanks Usagi, but we didn't need to hear you trying to pick up rabbits that are depressed at the loss of their friends. And now we go to Plenair, who will give us a detailed commentary on the fights about to happen!



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Comments

[hungry_for_justice]

I cannot believe these demons, trying to make us fight like this! I, Nelia de Crécy, will not fall for it!

[im_gonna_protect_u]

I agree. I will just pick the shacks, as a swordsman, I do not require any leisure or comfort! Although a certain lap as a pillow is n- NO, stop this train of thoughts at once, strikethrough isn't enough!

[hungry_for_justice]

Agreed. There is no reason to fight-

Why are the doors locked?

...notifs stink

[im_gonna_protect_u]

Someone locked the doors to these shacks? But... that does not make any sense! The lock must be more expensive than the entire structure...

[save_load]

[What's this? There's a cat here for some reason. You don't remember one of those being there on the boat ride. Must be an island local or something...]

[fluffytails]

Oh dear, a poor, lonely, stray cat.

[save_load]

[The cat looks up at Himiko, letting out a soft meow and padding up to her]

[fluffytails]

[Well, this Himiko was fake, but well, she could still give the illusion<(o> of feelings, so the illusionary copy patted the cats head gently.]

[fluffytails]

[What was that? Why was there a councilor standing in the arena? That was odd. And she looked rather tired, yawning and stretching, walking a bit wobbly in general.

Clearly easy prey if one wanted to take the room of a councilor...

...that is, if she were real. The real one was currently lying in a distance, outside of the arena, being curious if she could maybe tempt one of the arena inhabitants to try their luck.]

[bane_of_reisen]

[Suddenly, 10 rabbits on roller skates roll in and try to dog pile the fake fox girl]

[fluffytails]

Noo!

[Thanks to the particular quirk of her illusions, Himiko's illusion was dogpiled, the rabbits fully believing they were winning a (curb-stomp) battle!]

Owowowowowow!

[bane_of_reisen]

Yay

This is fun!

We are winning!

Sorry if this hurts too much

[maocontent]

Mwahahaha~

[Having made it unscathed to the island, Mao doesn't care a lick. He's just going to laugh evilly while still donned in his horrible swimsuit and take on all comers.]

[gimmegamedammit]

[A bullet goes whizzing past Mao's head, and a wet, panting Asagi stands on the beach, guns drawn]

[maocontent]

Oh?

[Mao turns to the tired Asagi.]

You're going to fight me?

[gimmegamedammit]

No, I was just shooting my gun for fun. Of course I am going to fight you. Since you have become a DLC only character, clearly I have the advantage.

[ruffntumblenut]

[It took Ruffnut some time to learn how to use her skates but she's on her feet now and glaring as she skates around looking for someone to beat senseless. Having a fancy place to sleep is as good a reason as any to attack anyone who gets close enough. That and she's still furious about Mindy being taken away. Prepare to die painfully]

[bane_of_reisen]

[Ruffnut may spot a certain rabbit girl near the hotel... trying to find a way inside. She doesn't seem to have noticed Ruffnut yet]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Considering how much irritation those rabbits have caused her, Ruffnut is seeing red. She starts towards the girl and puts her hands together drawing them apart and creating a ball of pure electricity that burns and crackles. She brings it up over her head and flings it hard before putting on a burst of speed hoping that if the lightning doesn't do it she can tackle the poor unsuspecting rabbit girl]

[bane_of_reisen]

[Tewi at the last moment grazes to the side, dodging the lightning ball. As for the charging ruffnut... before she could reach Tewi a pitfall she built to stop anyone trying to sneak attack her opens up under Ruffnut's feet.]

IMPORTANT FOR ALL CONTESTANTS TO TAKE NOTE OF

[mooned_hime]

It seems this needs a bit of a push.

[Disappointed by the fact that practically half (not including rabbits) of the contestants aren't fighting, Kaguya pulls out a spell card and activates it]

[Contestants, there are now magic bullets and lasers flying everywhere]

Re: IMPORTANT FOR ALL CONTESTANTS TO TAKE NOTE OF

[fluffytails]

I very much approve, honored princess. Allow me to up the ante.

[At this point, one of the shacks seemed to burst open. Because a T-Rex had just broken through it - and its stat screen showed that its stats were through the roof- not just of the shack! It roared a challenge into the sky as it shook its massive maw, drool dripping from the teeth. It clearly wanted to eat all the contestants!

Mind you, it also wasn't real, but for a while, the illusion could illusionarily last!]

Re: IMPORTANT FOR ALL CONTESTANTS TO TAKE NOTE OF

[high_on_daylight]

Hrm. Should I make this worse on them?

... Nah.

*Well, besides the few areas of the ground that are now frozen solid.*

[hungry_for_justice]

Foul creature! Here, why not chew on something more your size?

[Nelia summons her mount, Gazala, and moves to attack the T-rex with her lance to skewer it in the brain. Which means she gets a chance to recognize it as an illusion. She only rolled a 12 though...]

Re: IMPORTANT FOR ALL CONTESTANTS TO TAKE NOTE OF

[im_gonna_protect_u]

What? What is going on-

[Setsuna has been busy trying to break in one of the shacks, so the danmaku catches her flat footed. Therefore, she is now scrambling between the waves, frantically looking for openings]

What is going on?! The security for these shacks is ridiculous... OW!