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[ruffntumblenut]

Hey.

So during this tournament thing I got to try sushi for the first time. Mind blowing.

Which got me wondering about what other foods I've never had before. So...I want some.

So tell me about your favorite foods, what they are, what they're made of, anything I should know before I ask Mindy to recreate them and so on.

For the record before I left home my favorite food was eel jerky, lamb stew and honey soaked blueberries for dessert. If you need me to explain those things to you...well too bad, I never learned how to cook.

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[ruffntumblenut]

[Ruffnut looks...decidedly unimpressed. It doesn't help that she has such a thick forehead to begin with. Almost casually she takes off her helmet and holding it by one of the horns swings it to bop the girl in the head]

Like your the first person to ever try that? Even if it had worked I'd just have hit you harder. I like the pain.

[former_endboss]

Like the pain or not, you've got handles on your head and anyone with a lick of sense will grab them-OW! Don't do that!

Your hair's long enough to work as a handle too, and even if you enjoy the pain, some people will still use that to hold you down and slit your throat.

[ruffntumblenut]

First off, this helmet is all I have left to remember my home from so BACK OFF!

[Another swat]

And secondly, I like my long hair. I don't care if people try to use it against me. I've gotten this far just fine.

[former_endboss]

[Mir twitches out of the way of that swat-she can be paradoxically graceful at times.]

Okay, I get the precious memento thing, but it's still not a terribly good helmet. That iron looks pretty low grade, and the horns aside it leaves a lot uncovered It doesn't even have a nose-guard thingy.

[ruffntumblenut]

Practicality is overrated!

[opens wide blasting lightning from her mouth....secretly proud of herself for knowing that word]

[former_endboss]

[Mir replies with a Hymmn, wrapping herself in a glittering rainbow shield. Because seriously, she saw what you can do-and she has another spell ready if someone keeps this up.]

Are you finished?

[ruffntumblenut]

[The lightning stops and she produces a canteen sipping some water.]

Yeah I'm done.

[former_endboss]

...Right. So I won't have to drop my friend on you, good to know.

[ruffntumblenut]

What friend?

...and don't you dare use that as an excuse to drop him on me or when I get out I'm gonna shove my fist so far down your throat you feel it in your butt.

[former_endboss]

...ELMA! Be a good puppy and come to mamma!

[Something jumps over Ruffnut-a turbo-boosted robot dog that is embraced by Mir. She starts showering it with affectionate nonsense.]

Who's mamma's perfect little boy then?! You are! Yes you are! You're your mamma's perfect little murder machine!

[ruffntumblenut]

[She boggles for a moment]

That...is so...COOL!

I wish I'd brought Barf and Belch, they'd love hanging out with another big ole monster like him!

[former_endboss]

Hey, ELMA's not that big. He's only 1.3 meters at the shoulder. He's just made of metal and full of weapons, isn't that right? You have good taste though, he might let you pet him without biting your hand off.

[ruffntumblenut]

[Looks at her hands considering the options]

What does he eat?

[former_endboss]

...He doesn't. He's a Tower Guardian powered by my magic, so he doesn't need to eat.

[ruffntumblenut]

Huh...that stinks. Food is great.

[Whatever. She pets him anyway. Safety be damned]

[former_endboss]

[He's really just a big softy-though he's made of black metal, not furr and flesh.]

That depends on how good it is, wouldn't you say?

[ruffntumblenut]

Well...yeah but I haven't eaten anything bad in a long time. One of the best parts of traveling from world to world is there always seems to be someone who knows how to cook really well.

[Pet pet, good doggie]