Status report

[ruffntumblenut]

So...I've lost track of time.

I'm on Barf and Belch looking for the other contestants...an I the only one left? Because that would suck. I've still got some fight in me feels like I've been competing for months now

What about the rest of you losers not competing? What have you been doing? Where are you? Did we get any new students?

...I've been out of the loop...obviously.

Comments

[do_a_beryl_roll]

It does feel like it's been forever... But everything's been fairly quiet... which is kind of nice, but also kind of weird to be honest.

[ruffntumblenut]

I just kind of thought everyone was watching me be awesome in this tournament. But if not I dunno what the deal is.

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Maybe that IS the case... It would explain why I haven't seen many people if everyone is sitting in their rooms watching Television. This could be some sort of television epidemic!

[ruffntumblenut]

I did hear TV rots your brain. How does it do that anyway?

[do_a_beryl_roll]

Only some Television rots your brain. Like mindless reality shows and violent cartoons. But there are educational shows that revitalize your brain cells and give it sweet nutrients!

I'm not sure how it rots them though. Probably invisible microwave rays that cook your mind while you watch or something.

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh...can I still kick ass without a brain?

I mean I don't watch that junk (No TV) but if my brain melted I'd wanna keep going.

[do_a_beryl_roll]

I'm not sure... But there are a lot of demons who seem to be pretty brainless so I guess you could probably still keep fighting even if you didn't have one...

I wouldn't suggest testing that out though...

[ruffntumblenut]

yeah you're probably right. Mindy likes my brain even if I don't do it that much.