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[Hey everyone you like videos? Let's not kid ourselves of course you do. Everyone loves videos.

But do you like videos of pompous ass, blue skinned twelve-year olds glowering in a somehow bored fashion at you? This is the real question, because that's what you're getting.]

This sucks.

Like the whole thing. Like I guess picking me out of time and space and plucking me here was a pretty good trick. I mean it was okay. But I'll give ya....a week. Naw. Two weeks, I'll be generous, before I'm out of this stupid hole.

And school? Psh, please. I don't need school, even if it's like some kind of villain school.

See, I'm already the evilest person here. Nothing the chumps here could teach me. So. You know.

It'd make it easier for them to just let me go before I've got to embarrass them.

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Sure. I mean it's cool if you're hiring goons to do your dirty work for you but it sounds more like you just kinda squat wherever they are and let them do their own thing. It's totally different.

[Not that he was a particularly proactive or good leader in his own right.]

Oh, don't be silly, I don't hire them to do anything. Why, in fact, they did even come after me once! It was quite exciting.

Yeah? What'd you do?

Eirin sealed away the moon so that I wouldn't be taken back. It was quite unfortunate that it was ruining a holiday, apparently, which is why they bothered to come after us.

The moon huh? I guess that's pretty cool. Getting rid of the moon would cause all kinds of problems.

I served and released a mindless world destroyer. It was. You know. Pretty fun.

[And terrifying. Unspeakably terrifying.]

Oh my. I don't believe any of the incidents in Gensokyo have ever involved anything as catastrophic as that.

Yeah. So. See.

Evilest guy you know.

Oh, I'm sure there's somebody out there who's done more evil.

It's a big Netherworld, after all!

Yeah but you haven't met them yet have you?

Oh, who knows? That prinny I had passed by earlier might be the evilest thing that existed, but he just didn't say so.

What you mean the giant bird things?

No way. They're totally lame.

One of them could be hiding true evil behind a facade of lameness!

Naw. That'd be a dumb plot twist.

It'd certainly be unexpected, wouldn't it?

Now it wouldn't. I mean the fact you even mentioned it means we can expect it if it happens.

That's true.

But now that we've dismissed it, they might decide to surprise us with it anyway!

And that's why it's lame. Like there is no way for it to NOT be lame.

Now you're just being closed-minded and unimaginative.

Perhaps the prinny might have a demonic transformation, for example.

...Okay fine. I was going to argue but transformations are always cool.

...What if it has to fuse with a bunch of other prinnies to do it?

That works! Perhaps they would become some sort of terrifying Prinny God!

And then they summon their hidden castle to start a bloody conquest lasting eons!

Unless they're stopped by the shrine maiden or the witch.

Yeah? Well are they here?

As a matter of fact, the witch is!

So what's her name? You know. Beyond "the witch".

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mooned_hime - 2012-10-17 07:31 (UTC) - Expand

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