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[Hey everyone you like videos? Let's not kid ourselves of course you do. Everyone loves videos.

But do you like videos of pompous ass, blue skinned twelve-year olds glowering in a somehow bored fashion at you? This is the real question, because that's what you're getting.]

This sucks.

Like the whole thing. Like I guess picking me out of time and space and plucking me here was a pretty good trick. I mean it was okay. But I'll give ya....a week. Naw. Two weeks, I'll be generous, before I'm out of this stupid hole.

And school? Psh, please. I don't need school, even if it's like some kind of villain school.

See, I'm already the evilest person here. Nothing the chumps here could teach me. So. You know.

It'd make it easier for them to just let me go before I've got to embarrass them.

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I mean shut up! I'm not cranky I'm stating a fact!

Sounds a lot like complaining to me.

Really?

Cause that's all I hear coming out of your mouth right now too. Maybe you should think before you speak so you don't sound like an idiot.

Oh I'm an idiot. I do dumb stuff all the time. I own it.

So if even I can tell you're pouting like a baby...

Hey well at least you admit it!

[He snorts, rolling his head a bit as he continues to look at the camera.

Yeah. He's pouting his ass off.]

Yeah okay fine fine. Whatever. Like I said it's not like I'm going to be here long.

Uh huh, we've heard that one before.

What's your big hurry any bluebell? Got a girlfriend waiting for you or something?

No because I've got better things to do! I'm a busy man, and an important one where I come from. I don't have time to kick around some lame school just to amuse some con men.

It's not even a good con.

All work and no play kinda dork huh?

Why does evil always gotta sound like so much work and be so serious? I mean come on.

What're you talking about? Sure evil's work but it's fun. It's good that's all work.

I mean it's always the villains who have the fortresses, and the death machines, and the money and respect and power. It's the goody two shoes heroes who've gotta trudge through battle after battle, sleeping on the ground and helping every little grandma they find around the way while evil parties it up.

See that all sounds great, but the way you said it before was all "abloobloobloo this place is dumb I wanna go home I have work to do."

[said in possibly the most insulting impersonation of his voice]

Why would I wanna go home? I just want out of here. Maybe if you were less "duuuurrr me try to pull fast one even though me so dumb" we could have an actual conversation but eh. It'd be wasted on you. I'm sure you've got, like, some rocks to eat or something.

What do you mean fast one? I'm just killing time while I digest.

They weren't rocks either. Some kind of really great stew with all kinds of meats in it. I think the called it Udon?