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[ceasetoexist]

[Hey everyone you like videos? Let's not kid ourselves of course you do. Everyone loves videos.

But do you like videos of pompous ass, blue skinned twelve-year olds glowering in a somehow bored fashion at you? This is the real question, because that's what you're getting.]

This sucks.

Like the whole thing. Like I guess picking me out of time and space and plucking me here was a pretty good trick. I mean it was okay. But I'll give ya....a week. Naw. Two weeks, I'll be generous, before I'm out of this stupid hole.

And school? Psh, please. I don't need school, even if it's like some kind of villain school.

See, I'm already the evilest person here. Nothing the chumps here could teach me. So. You know.

It'd make it easier for them to just let me go before I've got to embarrass them.

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[hit_girl_mindy]

You and everyone else who's said it. You're, like, the fourth or fifth.

So if you actually have the stones, that might be interesting.

[ceasetoexist]

Seriously? That sucks.

So they put them in this place and tell them to go hog wild and they don't even do anything? I mean look at this place it's just begging to have something go down! I mean look how huge and how many places there are to exploit. I mean the place sucks but it's cool just as like a playground for what you could do with it! I mean it's like it's a place where you're supposed to push everyone else off the jungle gym.

I mean. I would be interested if I wasn't getting out of here. I got better things to do at the moment.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Of course its amazing with what you could do it with it. Know the funny thing? You COULD BE if you stop bitching for five minutes. What the hell do you want, fire and death and screaming? Action doesn't happen unless you give a shit to make it.

But go ahead, get out of here. Are you gonna do a Barbara Eden and blink your ass out? Do tell!

[ceasetoexist]

Yeah that is and sure. It'd be cool to just torch a place I don't even know, but it's always better when it's personal.

Actually? Yeah. I have no idea who that is but see the funny thing is? The mech I have here?

Teleports.

If that doesn't work because the morons running this place were intelligent enough to remove that from her? Then they had to get us here with something. It's just an issue of finding out what.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You know these guys are demons right? And not just demons but moon people and witches and stuff. So what if you got here by magic? And if they have magic and bothered getting you here in the place, why would they let you leave?

Before you go bragging about how easy it is to escape, take a look at who else is here.

[ceasetoexist]

You're talking like magic is some kind of indomitable force. Guess what? It isn't.

Sure that makes things tougher but hey I guess I gotta give them some respect for that. Sort of.

Oh man demons. Scaaaaary. Never seen anything as bad as that before.

[hit_girl_mindy]

It's a force most people don't understand, and that's the whole point. If you don't know how they did it or why, saying you'll get out just makes you sound like a twat.

Riiiiight. Because you've seen EVERY demon ever made, so they're so not scary, sure.

[ceasetoexist]

I've seen enough. You don't even know what I've seen so how about you shut up.

[His voice sharpens a little at that last bit. And quivers. When it comes to monsters he's seen some shit. Hell. He actually gets along with monsters more than he does people.

But when it comes to the all powerful, creation consuming near god he had served and freed? Yeah he'd like to be able to avoid talking about that.]

If you think you're going to scare me just by pointing out every possibility, get real. Pointing out what could happen doesn't make you well prepared, it just makes you sound like a jerk.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Are you sure? Because I think some smart mouth little nothing bitching about getting out and not even bothering to take a look around gets on my goddamn nerves. And FYI, I might be doing it so you can actually be an informed little smart mouth shit instead of one begging to have some nightmares.

You at least talk like you seen shit and its believable but you are WAY too proud about that and it shows. Trust me, i i'm going to make an introduction, I'm gonna take a good long look before I shoot my mouth off.

It's an Underworld and it dragged you in. Think about that.

[ceasetoexist]

Oh well that sure is generous of you. Real friendly.

That kinda pisses me off. If you want to be rude just be rude. Don't say "oh by the way I'm doing it for your benefit". Punk.

Yawn.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Man, it'll be fun watching you fail.

[ceasetoexist]

I'd say it'd be fun to see the look on your face when I get out of here but one I don't think it could ever be fun to look at your face and two I'm going to be lost in the weave of time and space by then so I don't have to worry about it.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You might wanna pause when you talk, you might sound smarter.

Totally waiting for that to happen never.

[ceasetoexist]

You're right. I'll make to think for a few minutes then recite every possibility or little bit of information I have to people whether they want it or not.

By the by? In a place like this information, even easy information, could be worth something. You could probably scam some suckers for a lot if you stored it and offered to sell it instead of just giving it away.

[hit_girl_mindy]

There's a difference between watching for information and what you just said. Way you go about it, all you're doing is letting people know exactly where you stand as far as this place goes, and that's not always a good thing.

Then again, you'll fall in with the bad crowd, so through demon's eyes that's preferred I guess.

Nah. Wouldn't waste my time doing that. I'll scam them once they actually land here. Better to let them get their feet wet first.

[ceasetoexist]

Yeah the bad crowd is kind of what I do.

Eh that's more or less what I meant. You don't just go up to someone and ask if they want information.

[hit_girl_mindy]

I kinda figured.

Some do. Just watch, you'll find them. There are heroes here too.

[ceasetoexist]

Color me unsurprised. There are "heroes" everywhere. They're a dime a dozen.

[hit_girl_mindy]

You could really say that about villains too.

Although a few of them could use some pointers, not going to lie there.

[ceasetoexist]

Yeah.

Of all the heroes I've known there's only one person I'd really call that. But even he's a loser.

[Or rather Pokey is just insanely envious of him.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

I know a pretty awesome demon, but he's an Overlord so that goess without saying.

[ceasetoexist]

Overlord huh...

[Pokey doesn't know what that title confers just yet, but he'd have to admit t sounds pretty cool.]

But you do know demons aren't heroes right? They're bad guys. Monsters.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Yup.

See, this is why you should get out more. I've already met a few different demons, and they're all different. The ones that try to be nice, they call themselves delinquents since they're not acting like regular demons would. Some are just pretty neutral.

[ceasetoexist]

Neutral huh?

Not buying that. You're good or you're evil. End of story.

[Despite the fact he's committed quite a few atrocities in his time he's still a child and his sense of morality shows it.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

You don't have to "buy" it. Go see for yourself.