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[A flabbergasted Ifurita standing in rubble and what looked like several smashed crates of supplies.]

I am SO SOOORRY EVERYONE! This is probably all my fault! After I banned videogames by accident, I think they really are just mad at this and are misunderstood and want hugs!

So please stop trying to hurt them and talk it out, okay? What have I done... I really need to find the zombie leader and apologiEEEEEEEEP!

[At this point, a large shadow appeared over her, increasing in size. Evidently, a supply crate. She reacted with instinct, and ended up firing a massive blast at the crate, ripping it (and its contents) to pieces]

Why are they throwing crates at me! I don't get iiiit!

[OOC: Alternatively, feel free to have your character be affected by this. For example by crate debris suddenly going their way.]

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I don't know about that. You seem pretty Narc-ish.

[Ok, she was being a bitch, but she wasn't lying].

Yeah, have a point. I actually had a few people help with...my VALLEY, not canyon.

How am I narcish?!

Well, uhm, isn't a valley like a broad canyon?

Not in a direct way, but you always want to do the right thing. So if I said we should smuggle video games illegally, you'll be all "that will be wrong, wah wah" and shit.

A valley is...nicer, I guess?

I will? That's good to know, I didn't know that. Should I pronounce the 'waah waah' like that, too?

[She looked like she just learned something new.]

Valleys are nice, that's true.

Oh god, what the hell is-look, just let me handle the video games ok?! You;re enough to drive someone crazy!

[She shrugged] Long as it gets the job done, sure.

Okay, I'm sorry, I wasn't sure.

But prettier gets the job done better, no?

It's fine. Look, I might have to teach you how to be more, uh, evil, when Kaguya is concerned, ok? You want to be a good "pet" right?

Eh. Hard to tell with demons though.

I don't know what a pet does, I'll mostly be a good servant, I think! Try that is, I forget things a lot.

I know, I'm one and sometimes I don't even know what I'm thinking, tehe.

Yeah, I think there's a reason she needs more than one, not that I'm calling myself a servant.

Might wanna look into that.

Well, she probably is a master-type of person and they always need more servant-type people, right? For conquering and buying things and such.

How would I look into it?

Or body guarding, yeah.

By asking other demons if they can somehow make it so you know what you're thinking, I don't know, I'm not a fucking magician!

I just have to make sure not to move into her barrages again, that's scary.

I could try asking them. Maybe the nice sparkling vampire can help?

What's a fucking magician? Is that like a fire magician?

Barrages?

Uh, try the non sparkling ones. They might help.

No. No it is not. "Fucking' is a curse word someone says when they're getting pissed.

A whole lot of magical bullets? Like when a fire priestess suddenly throws hundreds of fireballs at me, that's a barrage. And I'll try the non-sparkling ones then, though the sparkling one really was helpful.

Oh, I see. I wondered what it was! I'm sorry that I annoyed you!

Oh yeah, what the moon princess did earlier.

Was he now? How so?

I wouldn't worry. I think you'll do it way more often in the future, so I might as well get used to it.

Yes, I got hit by that when I flew into it, it was pretty scary, I had to be careful not to throw them all back at her by accident!

He helped me by agreeing with my vote but he voted against me somehow, I think he was just confused. And okay, I won't worry, then!

Yeah, I think I better see you in action when you actually have to fight.

Demons, and or vampires. Can't ever tell what they're gonna do.

I'm sure you wouldn't.

You really don't want to, it can get dangerous for uninvolved people...

And uhm, I normally would worry. But you told me not to, should I anyway?

You let me worry about that for now. I've dealt with demons before.

Use your best judgement there, ok?

Oh, you met people like me? That's good, but I'm still worried, since I'm not a demon but a demon goddess.

I will!

They haven't been as bubbly though. In fact, it was mostly humans trying to kill me, not demons.

Good. And watch out for that zombie sneaking up behind-nevermind.

[BLAM].

There.

Bubble? That sounds funn-

Why did you do that to the poor thing!?

Because the "poor thing" was trying to bite you, idiot!

What planet are you from where ZOMBIE EATING MONSTERS are ok?!

Uhm, but it'd not have hurt me much! I'd be more worried about the poor zombie!

Well stop worrying about that damn zombie! Christ, if you weren't a fucking goddess or whatever you would be dead a long time ago! you have no life preservation skills besides the ones built into you!

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