Video or Action, your choice

[cutestsuperweapon]

[A flabbergasted Ifurita standing in rubble and what looked like several smashed crates of supplies.]

I am SO SOOORRY EVERYONE! This is probably all my fault! After I banned videogames by accident, I think they really are just mad at this and are misunderstood and want hugs!

So please stop trying to hurt them and talk it out, okay? What have I done... I really need to find the zombie leader and apologiEEEEEEEEP!

[At this point, a large shadow appeared over her, increasing in size. Evidently, a supply crate. She reacted with instinct, and ended up firing a massive blast at the crate, ripping it (and its contents) to pieces]

Why are they throwing crates at me! I don't get iiiit!


[OOC: Alternatively, feel free to have your character be affected by this. For example by crate debris suddenly going their way.]

Comments

[Action]

[mooned_hime]

[Rabbits are busy salvaging unbroken whiskey bottles, candy, and water bottles]

[Kaguya? She just got hit by a piece of chunk of wood that broke off and flew away from the crate]

Ow ow ow!

Re: [Action]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Eeep! Hime-sama-Mistress, I am sorry!

[Ifurita floated over quickly, to help up her poor knocked down mistress.]

Are you alright?!

[Action]

[mooned_hime]

What was that? A surprise attack?!

[She's still a little dazed from the hit]

Re: [Action]

[cutestsuperweapon]

No! I wouldn't attack my master or mistress or hime-sama on purpose! I'm sorry!

[Action]

[mooned_hime]

...

[Give her about ten seconds to recover herself. Immortality sure had nice perks, that wasn't going to leave a mark or anything]

I would really like to know what struck me, though.

Re: [Action]

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm, I don't know. Some people keep throwing those big things at me, so...

[Action]

[mooned_hime]

Who is throwing these things?

[Why would somebody just do a hit and run on her? The nerve! How rude!]

[hit_girl_mindy]

You banned videogames? How the hell did you manage that?

Yep, tis true.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, uhm, I tried to get the government in this place to give me videogames, they have a place where you can request things!

But they denied me even though they told me they supported what I wanted, and instead banned videogames.

I don't get why...

Re: Yep, tis true.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Huh.

Guess I'll have to get them black market, then blatantly play them while they're teaching class then.

Re: Yep, tis true.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Why would you do that? That doesn't make sense.

[Yeah, she hadn't really managed to understand the school thing so far.]

Re: Yep, tis true.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Because its a stupid rule and I don't care about following it.

Why else?

Re: Yep, tis true.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, I see. Well, I don't understand, but uhm, if my hime-sama demands more games I will probably have to find ways...

[She paused. Then thought about it. What ways could she try?]

...maybe I'll ask some of the demons nicely...

[notjustinthemirror]

[The amount of face palming he wants to be doing is so so intense.]

Don't blow up the crates, they've got interesting shit in them. I want to see someone beat a zombie to death using only a potato masher! You're kind of ruining it.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Wht? but they're being dropped at me, I can't help it, I'm already firing at them before I even notice it and then I fail at stopping it snd whatever it is goes boom!

...Why would someone attack a zombie with a potato masher...?

[notjustinthemirror]

I don't think they're aiming for you. Unless you're magnetic. Are you magnetic?

Why not? I saw someone skewer someone with a foosball piece once.

[cutestsuperweapon]

But they do drop at me all the time...

[Main reason is that, well, it's an area designated for that. She's standing at the wrong place!

The dragons are disgaea dragons and thus never bother to even check if their cargo is alright, it's good enough THAT they do it, after all.]

...Even when I am not magnetic at all. And that sounds horrible...

[notjustinthemirror]

Well you should stop standing under them.

[Flawless logic.]

I thought it was pretty funny actually. Creative at least.

[cutestsuperweapon]

What about the zombie!?

U-uhm, anyway...do you think that could work? Let me try...

[She moved to the side. After a bit of waiting, it did, indeed, work.]

It worked!

Video

[abravelikehero]

Y-y-you're the one who did that!?

You know how much I had been waiting for the release of Stories of EX Illia!? And to be told my preorder was cancelled after paying for it because it was now illegal....

sorry

[cutestsuperweapon]

[Ifurita? Was now looking like this. Very sobful and tearful and waaah.]

I-I am sorry! I didn't mean to! I didn't want to harm or annoy you please don't be angry! I'll try to fix it with another bill I promise!

[abravelikehero]

I'm....

[He sighs.]

Don't cry. It was just upsetting you know? But if it can be fixed then there shouldn't be a problem.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I-I understand, I just didn't want to upset anyone, I was going to get them as a gift for my hime-sama, you know? But then it all went wrong!

[She sniffled a bit.]

[abravelikehero]

Why didn't you just go to the store?

[cutestsuperweapon]

Uhm, well, I saw it first and thought it was the right place. But it took so long so I found the store in between and bought hime-sama the things she wanted, but the bill happened still and it went all wrong!

...maybe I shouldn't have told the green plant girl that I already bought the games! But that'd be a lie and be bad, uhm...