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[cutestsuperweapon]

[A flabbergasted Ifurita standing in rubble and what looked like several smashed crates of supplies.]

I am SO SOOORRY EVERYONE! This is probably all my fault! After I banned videogames by accident, I think they really are just mad at this and are misunderstood and want hugs!

So please stop trying to hurt them and talk it out, okay? What have I done... I really need to find the zombie leader and apologiEEEEEEEEP!

[At this point, a large shadow appeared over her, increasing in size. Evidently, a supply crate. She reacted with instinct, and ended up firing a massive blast at the crate, ripping it (and its contents) to pieces]

Why are they throwing crates at me! I don't get iiiit!


[OOC: Alternatively, feel free to have your character be affected by this. For example by crate debris suddenly going their way.]

Comments

[notjustinthemirror]

It's ... well that's close enough I suppose.

There's other things too. It's complicated. Billy's trying to make one, and then you can see. Assuming it's something other than his feet.

Should have made a zombie movie.

And they tried to bite you because they're hungry and they think you're full of delicious organs.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I see. Although I don't see how feet feature in that...

Well, they really shouldn't try to use me as good! I wouldn't taste well, I think, and they can't get through my skin, too. Ends up hurting them...

[notjustinthemirror]

They shouldn't is my point. You'd understand if you saw a lot of found footage movies.

No I'm not explaining that one either.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Foot-age does have feet in it...but why old feet?

Aww, you were good at explaining, I think!

[notjustinthemirror]

Not foot age. The .. the stuff that gets recorded is called footage.

Look, I'm not explaining the entire language to you. Why don't you ask the prinnies for a dictionary?

[cutestsuperweapon]

That's actually a very good idea, thank you! [She writes it down into a small notebook. Yep. Really.]

You are always so nice! I'm really grateful.

[notjustinthemirror]

[Just... all the staring.]

That wasn't exactly my intention.

[How did he end up always helping people? He's gonna lose all his demon cred.]

You're welcome I suppose.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Oh, there's no need to be humble. You can be really kind and nice, I'm glad to have people like you around.

[notjustinthemirror]

Right. You need someone to follow you around and make sure crates don't fall on you.

[cutestsuperweapon]

It would help, so I stop destroying these things! I really don't want to do that.

[notjustinthemirror]

Next time things start falling from the sky, go inside.

[cutestsuperweapon]

That's a good idea, I didn't think of that!
But what if they fall on me inside?

[notjustinthemirror]

.. Through the ceiling?

I don't think this shit is that heavy.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, I don't know, I flew to the ceiling by accident a few times when I was too fast.

[notjustinthemirror]

That was more you attacking the ceiling than the ceiling attacking you. Maybe you should apologize.

[cutestsuperweapon]

I tried that, but I don't think th ceiling would understand words, since it's not alive.

And I didn't really attack it, I just moved too fast!

[notjustinthemirror]

You tried to talk to the zombies and they're not alive either.

Either way, crates shouldn't fall from the ceiling inside. Unless they're suspended by a crane or a block and tackle assembly. And if you stand under that that's your own fault.

[cutestsuperweapon]

Well, but they move and talk and are about as alive as I am, I think.

[She nodded at what he said next...and then took out her pen and little notebook. Again.]

So, I should check for cranes and stuff...

[Yes. She was actually starting to write this down.]

[notjustinthemirror]

They talk?

[Maybe he shouldn't have ripped the jaw off the one he's keeping as a pet then..]

Why do you keep writing everything down? And what are you writing down?

[cutestsuperweapon]

They do! It's hard to make out because they talk so slurred, but I have definitely hear them talk. Sometimes they say more than brains!

I think they're insulting me when they say that...

And, uhm, I write things down so I don't forget them, if they are good advice. My master told me to so I would not forget what to do! Uhm, like, when I'm being attacked, I should...

[She started flipping through the small book. Evidently, she had trouble finding what she was looking for.]

THESE TWO. <3 <3

[notjustinthemirror]

So far I've only heard 'brains,' 'hungry,' and 'aughhhh'. So .. I'm not thinking they're high on the IQ chart here.

[He waits while she looks. And waits. And waits.]

So by this point there's 30 guys punching you while you flip through that book.

It's hilarious CR, thanks for keeping to reply ^_^

[cutestsuperweapon]

I heard them go 'ow' too, I think, and one asked for his jaw...

[Said idly while checking. His second line made her look up, though.]

No! They should stop that, it gets really dangerous for them! And it's painful, too! Can't you just make them wait?

It's the BEST CR you mean. <3

[notjustinthemirror]

Why do I have to make them wait? You're the one with the book of knowledge, you tell them what to do.