Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[ruffntumblenut]

Ohhhh I see. Like this?

[Lets go of Pikachu and holds her two fingers apart. A bolt of lightning connects between the two crackling and dancing through the air]

[laconism]

Yeah.

[He'd give her a demonstration of Pikachu's full extent of electric powers, but considering that they're in a classroom with lots of people in it right now, this really isn't the place for that.]

[ruffntumblenut]

Sweet!

[Turns back to Pikachu and holds out a sparking finger]

Pikachu?

[laconism]

Chu!

[Pikachu presses its tiny little paw against her finger, enjoying the feeling of the electricity coursing through its body, even if it's only a small amount.]

How do you do that?

[ruffntumblenut]

Huh? Oh, it's just this cool thing I do. I'm like Thor. You know Thor? god of thunder? I'm like him just not a god...yet.

[Petting Pikachu, you are my new friend small electric rat!]

[laconism]

[Pikachu will never say no to pets!]

Never heard of him.

[ruffntumblenut]

Huh...he's pretty awesome.

But I'm gonna be even better! I'm gonna be an Overlord! A champion!

[laconism]

An... Overlord?

[That doesn't sound very pleasant.]

[ruffntumblenut]

Yeah sure you know, Overlord. Big, powerful. Rules over a territory. Kicking butt and taking names.

[laconism]

...

Well, um... good luck with that, I guess.

[ruffntumblenut]

Thanks dude!

[Totally thinks he means that. Still playing with pikachu]

So what are you here for?

[laconism]

[She can play with Pikachu for as long as she wants; it seems to be having a good time.]

Good question.

[ruffntumblenut]

[This is the best pet ever! She's gonna keep zapping it too since it seems to like electricity, it's not like she needs to horde it]

I know! That's why I asked it.

[laconism]

[It seems to be more energized the more electricity it gets.]

That's just it. Even I don't know the answer.

[ruffntumblenut]

Oh...

[Looks thoughtful]

Well what do you want to do?

[laconism]

Figure out the best way to live in this place, I guess.

[He actually doesn't care that much about going back home. Not yet, anyway.]

[ruffntumblenut]

Sounds fair. Baby steps.