Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

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[netherworld_lolitics]

[At the teacher's desk, playing Tetris]

[good_news_everyone]

[old man drooling in his sleep, uncomfortably and ungracefully leaning back in his chair]

Zzzzzzz...

[b_mai_sobame]

My word. What an unorthodox teaching style. [He's just lazy, Iono]

[ruffntumblenut]

[Looking utterly disinterested in the situation around her, a blond braided viking girl is puzzling over her myphone prodding at it, shaking it, even biting it.]

Come on stupid thing. Make music!

[cutestsuperweapon]

[Ifurita really had no clue why she was here or why penguins had pushed her here. That had been weird, especially since she had told them that she was supposed to do some sort of in-va-si-on, but they hadn't really cared, and they looked so desperate that she just didn't have the heart to fly off.

Here she was. Uhm.

...

She looked around, and picked up the first thing that seemed broom-ish and started th sweep. The room really needed it, and she was pretty good at sweeping! Right!]

[badassfreakingoverlord]

[Zetta would complain about being a student, when he only wanted his disciples to be students, but... what's the point? What the hell did he care? Instead, he's standing over in a corner looking gorgeous.]

[kitchenfistfirechaosstyle]

This is terrible! This class is as dry and tasteless as a steak improperly salted!

[foolish_seal]

[Well, if this was a class about not caring, then Minato is going to get up to leave and take a look around the campus.]

[He looks botherable. Bother him?]

[prinnyconquistador]

[What's this? A Prinny sitting in class? But aren't they supposed to be the help dood?]

[thousand_curses]

[Some guy(?) in a uniform is hanging back to an impressive degree, just observing the chaos and commenting sarcastically.]

Well, this is new. I'm gonna have to write this day down and claim it's a Kafka manuscript.

[ms_gwendolen_chant]

[Just sitting there, flipping through a magic textbook and looking around with a mixture of interest, boredom, and amusement]

1/3

[nolieking]

A school, eh? I have to say, it's been a while.

[Val who are you talking to]

[buttmonkeyoftheabyss]

Is it just me? Or is this class not really a class?

[mooned_hime]

[Somebody here apparently decided to take after the teacher's example. Kaguya is holding a first generation gameboy, playing Tetris]

[strawberryredgrave]

(As if Dante would care about something like class. He's been out of it since forever and isn't even going to bother paying attention.

So here he is, leaning back on his chair, feet up on the desk as he reads through a magazine all about guns. Guns on the cover, guns on the back, all that good stuff.)

[laconism]

[A class where he doesn't even have to learn anything? Red is totally down with that.

So he's just going to put his head down on his desk and let his mind wander. Sitting on his desk next to his head is a Pikachu, who's looking around the room happily and making cute little 'pika pika' noises at anyone who seems to be looking its way. It seems to be excited about all the interesting-looking people in here.]

[hit_girl_mindy]

Mindy Macready was not unobservant, and in a new place, she hated surprises. So while the teacher was playing tetris, she was busy on her myphone, looking up its capabilities.

"Nice..."

[herooflove]

Whaaaaaa? [ Suddenly, there's a very loud but angelic voice from the back of the classroom. ] How can you teach a class about not caring?! That's an awful lesson to teach!

[ Don't mind her as she tries to make her way towards the front of the classroom. ]

That's it, I'm taking over this class!

[demondogking]

W-Wait a second! That isn't being Zen, that's just being lazy! What's the point in even teaching a class if you're not going to put effort into it?!

[abravelikehero]

[Almaz is just standing near the back of the classroom. The last class he went to in a Netherworld school hadn't ended so well.]

Since I know we shouldn't be here, and it's important to consider the local customs, can I be excused?

[He was getting the feeling his post game was someone else's DLC. But what could he do about it?]

[hit_girl_mindy]

"Yo, plant dude. How do you get Tetris on this phone thing?"

Guess who else is checking out?

[soangryicouldtinkle]

You know what? I see nothing wrong with this.

Class is for suckers anyways.

[Just leans back and relaxes.]

[thewunderkind]

[Why is she here? Why is she even bothering? Does she really care?


...is she already playing with her own myPhone and installing a death ray on it?

The answer to the last one might be yes.]

[highsodiumfreak]

[Oh, hey, there's someone at the back of the class, looking a little haggard and uncomfortable. Typical, really, he's finally on the way to being somewhat sane and then he's dragged here. To be honest, he was hoping it was a hallucination, but pressing his thumb into the scar and pinching himself didn't work. And he can fall asleep, which means...

...great.

He's pretty sure the teacher won't care if he sneaks out, so he'll just stand up and start moving towards the exit. The sooner he can get out of here, the better.

This, clearly, means that someone should notice him.]

[wheresthepie]

[looking curiously at the strange creature at the front of class, his hand on a thing of salt in his coat pocket]

A class on how to not care? Seriously?