netherworld_lolitics: "Teaches" Sarcasm & Sass, and Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care. (Senator Trap)
Your Netherworld Teaching Staff & Senators~ ([personal profile] netherworld_lolitics) wrote in [community profile] netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am

Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
cutestsuperweapon: (Alright!)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-24 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Yummy! Thank you!

[She ate it, rather quickly (even if it was really hot...which it might have been]
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (back-turned chef special!)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-25 12:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yummy?! Aigh! Those words are sharp and spicy like jalepeno nachos! Will you still say that after you have tried THIS?

[Without anyone noticing, he's prepared his own soup, only from the freshest ingredients and most savory spice, simmered to perfection. The rich, heady scent of chicken and broth wafts up as he unveils the bowl, offering it.]
cutestsuperweapon: (Alright!)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-25 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
More yummy soup? You're such a kind grampa!

[She dug in cheerfully, happy that the nice man was being so nice to her, after explaining so much she didn't understand!]

Yummy!

...[She paused, considering it. She was also wondering where the food came from. Maybe he was a kind of demon god, just not of destruction, like her, but of food?]

Yummier than the last one, too! There was more in it and it was more different.
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (Champloo)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-25 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
[If he is a god of food, it is merely metaphorical -- much like everything about him.]

The first was crafted by a machine! The second was crafted from the heart. This is the difference of cooking!
cutestsuperweapon: (Alright!)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-26 06:04 pm (UTC)(link)
Ooh, I see. So I couldn't really cook well, but you can! That makes sense.
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (back-turned chef special!)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-27 02:52 pm (UTC)(link)
If you cannot eat, it is only because a dish has not been placed before you.
cutestsuperweapon: (Eep)

[personal profile] cutestsuperweapon 2012-10-27 07:53 pm (UTC)(link)
But I meant cook, not eat. I could eat? I just did.
kitchenfistfirechaosstyle: (Champloo)

[personal profile] kitchenfistfirechaosstyle 2012-10-28 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
It is a metaphor! If you can live, you can cook!