Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[hit_girl_mindy]

Make a better my-dude, are you just an alzheimers reject? Just so I know?

[good_news_everyone]

Oh, I'm not just an alzheimers reject.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Ok, you got my attention. What else are you?

[good_news_everyone]

Ohh, I just engage in everyday 31st century nerd hobbies. You know, mad science, playing god, building doomsday devices~

[hit_girl_mindy]

Maybe that's why the demons want you?

[good_news_everyone]

I've always felt as if hell and I have a certain bond.

You could say I'm like the Robot Devil's father in a way.

[hit_girl_mindy]

The robot devil-dude, what sorta weird world are you from?

[good_news_everyone]

The weirdest planet of them all:

Planet Earth.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Dude, I'm from there, there is definitely no robot devil.

There's supposed to be a real devil, and I'm not even sure I believe in that.

[good_news_everyone]

Nonsense! He's as real as Robot Santa. I've seen him with my own two eyes, good sir!!

[hit_girl_mindy]

Robot San-is that the old man disease kicking in or what?

And I'm a chick. These damn boobs are proof, not to mention a monthly goddamn reminder.

[good_news_everyone]

How can you not know AND FEAR Robot Santa!? Why you're almost as out of date as my great great great great great great... times... something... Uncle Fry.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Dude, if a robot santa is causing me trouble I'll blow him the fuck up. I don't let some robot scare me.

[Unless it was a terminator because those were SCARY. Not that 3rd movie though, that shit was retarded. Growing her boobs. Ugh.]

[good_news_everyone]

Oh yes, as if no one's tried that before.

If it were that simple we'd have been rid of him long before this.

[hit_girl_mindy]

Blow him up a lot and...I dunno, stick him in a black hole maybe?

[good_news_everyone]

Perhaps, but even so, Robot Santa has an important place in the ecosystem as a natural predator.

[hit_girl_mindy]

So he reigns in population overgrowth?

[good_news_everyone]

You could describe it like that. He also teaches us the true meaning of christmas or some hogwash like that.

[hit_girl_mindy]

The true meaning of Christmas must have changed somewhere in your time. Sounds worse than that Burton movie.