Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

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[soangryicouldtinkle]

I'm sorry, did I stumble into the "old, senile man rambles at you" class?

I'm pretty sure I didn't sign up for that.

[good_news_everyone]

I'm pretty sure none of us signed up for any of this, but here we are.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Oh, believe me, when I figure out who made this up, I'm going to wear their face as a party hat.

Until then, I am going to try and unwind. Maybe I'll start a camp fire with the dried out bones of annoying geezers.

[good_news_everyone]

Ohh you don't want me. All string and bones, no meat. Trust me, a man in his prime makes for much better feed.

Animal feed I mean, of course.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

What are you...

No, never mind. I don't care.