Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]

[netherworld_lolitics]

[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]

[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]

... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.

[Sigh] Making my life hard.

Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]

Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.

Comments

[good_news_everyone]

[Yep, he's past 170! The oldest man on his planet, not counting cryogenic freezing~]

Mmmnnhhuuh?

[Staring at you and your long hair and your androgynous face]

[thousand_curses]

Welcome to the, uh, "Netherworld", grandpa.

[good_news_everyone]

[looks down]

[at least he's got pants on]

[looks up again]

[adjusts the focus on his glasses by turning the thick lenses]

[nope, still can't tell if that's a man or a woman]

You there, little ... boy?

[thousand_curses]

......

...sure, why not. There something I can help you with, grandpa?

[good_news_everyone]

What is that uniform you're wearing?

[thousand_curses]

Moel Gas Station and convenience store, sir. I'd say I'm at your service, but I think I'm off the clock right now...

[good_news_everyone]

I don't suppose you're looking for some more exciting work.

[thousand_curses]

I don't intend to go to class here, so if these demons are gonna keep us here, I might want something to do.

[good_news_everyone]

Very good! [phone bump; exchanges numbers]

As soon as I get the ol' business rolling here I'll give you a call.d

[thousand_curses]

[He's 170 years old and he managed to figure out smart phones faster than most people in Inaba...]

Can I ask what line of business you're in?

[good_news_everyone]

You'll be a delivery boy~

[thousand_curses]

Well, that's something I've never tried before, alright...

[good_news_everyone]

[well ... pre-requisite jerk ass team member found?]

Mmmm yes very good then.