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netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
netherworld_lolitics) wrote in netherworld_academy2012-10-13 10:08 am
Mingle Post! Our First Class Post~ [Action]
[You've all arrived by your own will or have been hustled into a classroom by a flock of stampeding prinnies. You've been in the room for a few minutes before your first teacher shows up, fashionably late~]
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
[It's some kind of effeminate flower person: Senator Trap!]
... why are you all here? This is class. You don't belong here.
[Sigh] Making my life hard.
Alright, whatever. I'm Senator Trap and this class is "Zen-Not-Giving-A-Care." I'd have prepared a lesson plan, but it turns out I'm already a master at not caring. So I guess that means you're all going to have to learn from my example as I spend the next hour and a half playing Tetris. [pulls out his myPhone.]
Of course, if you actually care about learning, you're already failing this class.
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Bro.
Guns are freakin' epic. Dante can rock them as easily as he can a sword; it's just a matter of what he feels like going with.)
Enough to kick some ass and look good doing it.
(Because that's what it's all about, right?)
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Hey, hey! So how do you do it? Cool poses? Start off in a string of combo attacks and finish it off with an explosion? Oh! I know, it's gotta be a one-hit kill attack on monsters and then saying something cool like... "Say good night!" and then BAM! Instant win!
C'moooon! Tell me! This is stuff main characters need to know while the tutorial stage is in play!
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First thing you gotta keep in mind when you want to look cool is to have fun doing it. If it's forced, you're doing it wrong. Second, one hit kills aren't too bad, but you're not gonna be able to kill everything in one shot. What I like to do is focus on the big ones and get the stylish combos in on them and taking the little ones as they come. You know, beat up the big, smack the little bitches away and get back to it. Bonus points if you can use the minions against the big guy.
(Totally sound advice he's giving right now.)